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Old 03-12-2004, 04:37 PM   #1
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Go It Alone Blues

Everyone gets 'em some time or another. Write 'em out and share 'em with the world.

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I'm Frankenstein's Monster, baby
I'll love you mornin', noon, an' night!
I'm Frankenstein's Monster, baby
I'll sure love you mornin', noon, an' night!
If the villagers show up with their picthforks and torches now, Darlin', I guarantee you they gonna be a fight!
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Old 03-13-2004, 10:00 AM   #2
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Oh, late at night, when there ain't no replies
Oh, the board is quiet and all the rhymes have gone
Oh, when the night swallows all them poets as they sleep
Oh, baby a man needs a rhyme, if only some of the time
Oh, I got 'em, baby, on a night like this
Oh, I got 'em, baby, I got the go-it-alone bluuuuues....
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Old 03-13-2004, 06:11 PM   #3
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Frankenstein's Monster Second Verse

I got iron bolts in my neck, baby,
They rust every time it rains!
Got iron bolts in my neck, lil' darlin',
They rust every time it rains!

Since I turned that crazy Doctor into compost
They ain't nobody to whom I can complain!
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Old 03-13-2004, 08:53 PM   #4
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Oh, the day goes by too quickly,
don’ know what I’m gonna do.
Lawd, the day goes by so quickly,
I jus’ don’ know what to do.
Well, I lay in bed so late, lawd,
Ain’t nothin’ to look forward to.
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Well, I thought I’d do some cleaning,
got a big headache instead.
Oh, I went an’ did some cleaning,
got this big headache instead.
When I saw my office clutter,
feet felt like they’s made of lead.
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Old 03-16-2004, 10:36 AM   #5
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Woke up this mornin' feelin' sorta sad.
Woman I been lovin' lef' me feelin' bad.
Well I, woke up this mornin', yeah I was feelin' sorta sad.
That woman I been lovin', oh Lord, she lef' me feelin' bad!

That woman she done lef' me standin' in the rain.
Never felt such sorrow, never felt such pain!
Yeah that woman she done lef' me standin' in the pourin' rain.
I say I never felt such sorrow, never knew there could be such pain!

Everythin' I say now comes out in sobs and cries.
All that rain you see now is comin' from my eyes!
I say, everythin' I speak now comes out in sobs and cries.
And all that rain that's fallin' is fallin' from my weepin' eyes!
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Old 03-16-2004, 01:32 PM   #6
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I woke up this mornin'
I woke up yesterday too
I said, I woke up dis mornin'
I done woke up yesterday too
And if I wake up tomorrow....
That'll make three days in a row
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Old 03-16-2004, 01:56 PM   #7
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Shouldn't that be
"Wake up tomoroo" and
"Three days in a roo"?
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Old 03-17-2004, 04:05 AM   #8
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Don’ tell me ‘bout the Blues, lord,
I’s lived them all throughout my life.
Said, don’ tell me ‘bout no Blues, lord,
I’s lived those blues all through my life.
Oh, but this sister’s red hot, yes she is,
an’ she’s sharper than a knife.
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Well if you like the chocolate,
you better treat your woman right.
Said if you like that chocolate,
you’d better damn well treat your woman right,
You know I’m full of sweetness, daddy,
but you ain’t never seen me fight!
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Old 04-03-2004, 04:34 AM   #9
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Egg, egg, egg
I once had an egg
She limericked with me
And haiku'd too
I've lost her and I feel so baaaaaaad

Egg, egg, egg
If you see her say hi
I'm an eggless fool no
I don't got no egg
And I just wanna dieeeeeeeeee
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Old 04-17-2004, 11:37 PM   #10
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Im a stone mason, baby
I'm goanna rock all over you
I'm a stone mason baby
I'm goanna rock all over you
splash your ass with mortar,
pave my yard before I'm through
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:29 AM   #11
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Oh you let me down,
lef’ me face down on the groun’
Oh I feel so lowdown,
Been wearin’ a great big frown
How could you leave me
and skip right out of town?

Oh you made me cry
I thought I was gonna die.
You made me cry, cry cry
I almost didn’t try
I had always loved you,
and now I wonder why.

If I couldn’t trust you, hon,
How can I trust anyone?
Should I go get a gun,
live my life on the run?
you done ripped out my heart,
left it to dry out in the sun.
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Old 04-21-2004, 05:04 PM   #12
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Heard this chorus to a blues song last night:

I'm gonna call Joe Friday
Put him on my baby's tail.
I'm gonna call Joe Friday, now,
Put him on my baby's tail!
Gonna get some of her sweet lovin'
Even if I gotta break her outta jail!

It was in a movie called Last of the Mississippi Jukes.
Great blues music!

(Edited for spelling porpoises)

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Old 04-23-2004, 04:22 PM   #13
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Ain’t got no one
Ain’t got nothin on this earth
Not beneath the hot sun,
ever since my date of birth
You locked me out, hun!
now I wonder what I’m worth

I came here yesterday
Found the doors all locked up tight
did not know what to say
did not know where to stay at night
and now I wonder
why I can’t get nothin’ right

Oh I don’t know what to do!
Where on God’s earth am I heading to?

No I don’t know what to do!
Take away everything and I look like a foo’!

Oh I don’t know what to do!
Oh lawdy tell me just what I should do?
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Old 04-23-2004, 05:09 PM   #14
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Ooooh, yeah, it's finals tiiiime
Stay up 'til four, then up at nine
And all I wanna do
All I wanna do
Is sleep
Yeah, baby, just sleeeeeep

The professor says, "We'll start at dawn"
The final's sixteen hours long
One question, yeah, that's all you've got
To prove your worth in this life's lot

And all I wanna do
All I wanna do
Is sleep
Yeah, baby, just sleeeeeeep

Law school sucks, my life is endin'
And the fu-un is just beginin'
'Cause it's evidence, then human rights
But instict says: Choose flight! Not fight!

And all I wanna do
All I wanna do
Is sleep
Yeah, baby, just sleeeep

(repeat ad infinitum, or until the No-Doz wears off)
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Old 05-01-2004, 03:02 AM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by Audreyvgs
Im a stone mason, baby
I'm goanna rock all over you
I'm a stone mason baby
I'm goanna rock all over you
splash your ass with mortar,
pave my yard before I'm through

Ha-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
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