CZECH??? Language help please - ZEFRANK.COM

Magpie · 03-15-2004, 04:06 PM

Ahojky! Tak jsem tu znova. Nedaøilo se mi najít tuhle stránku ale jsem ráda že jsem na ní znova narazila. Chtìlo by to trošku nìèím osvìžit, napø. fórum by nebylo špatný. Pan Sellers je dobrý èlovìk, takových by mìlo být víc. Pøeju mu hodnì zdraví, to je nejdùležitìjší.

Is this Czech or...? And what ever it is, can anyone translate this for me purdy please?
Thanks!

daverbee · 03-15-2004, 04:08 PM

Sorry, we can't accept third party Czechs here.

bealeblues · 03-15-2004, 04:13 PM

*rim shot*

dave's here all week folks, be sure to tip your waitstaff....

daverbee · 03-15-2004, 04:21 PM

Thank you!
What a wonderful crowd!
Guy goes to see a doctor, doc tells him he has six months to live.
Guy can't pay his bill, doctor gives him another six months!
Hey! Take my wife, please!

**********************

Seriously, Mags, it looks like one of the Slavic languages to me, for sure. Which one I have no idea.
Where did you find it? The website address might give you a clue.

bealeblues · 03-15-2004, 04:23 PM

and in dave's prior life he was a commodian...

Deviate · 03-15-2004, 04:24 PM

GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU HACK!

(two drink minimum for THIS?)

daverbee · 03-15-2004, 04:27 PM

Thank you!
Went to the doctor. I said, "It hurts when I do this."
Doctor said, "Well then, don't!"

Deviate · 03-15-2004, 04:30 PM

Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!

daverbee · 03-15-2004, 04:31 PM

Just did a search on Google using some of the words and got a hit on a Czech news site.
Dunno if that'll help or not.
Translation is up to someone more languagie.

masterofNone · 03-15-2004, 04:45 PM

Ahoy! Take some jiszm and put it on your Chevy Nova. Natalie thinks you shouldn't put jizm on your Nova but she suffers from radiation sickness. We heard about this technique on the napa valley forum. Peter Sellers was known to wax his car thusly. Pee-ew did his car smell like crap.

or something like that.

Deviate · 03-15-2004, 04:53 PM

f*ck you MoN. i'm laughing so f*cking hard i lost a good mouthful of coffee. thanks a f*cking lot you witty turd.

Magpie · 03-15-2004, 04:53 PM

Ha! Thanks MoN :rollseyes:

dinzdale · 03-15-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Magpie
...špatný...

As we all know "spodni pradlos" are underpants. Thus a "špatný" is obviously half an underpant - otherwise known as a rag used by your mother for polishing the silverware.

malina · 03-15-2004, 05:24 PM

it's czech, here's the gist of it:

hi, it's me again. i didn't manage to find that page but i'm glad that i happened across it again. it could use some updating though. the forum wasn't bad. mr. sellers is a good ?, it would be nice to have more people like him. i wish him good health, which is most important.

bealeblues · 03-15-2004, 05:34 PM

oh sure, she reappears to translate czech....

03-15-2004, 04:06 PM	#1
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	CZECH??? Language help please Ahojky! Tak jsem tu znova. Nedaøilo se mi najít tuhle stránku ale jsem ráda že jsem na ní znova narazila. Chtìlo by to trošku nìèím osvìžit, napø. fórum by nebylo špatný. Pan Sellers je dobrý èlovìk, takových by mìlo být víc. Pøeju mu hodnì zdraví, to je nejdùležitìjší. Is this Czech or...? And what ever it is, can anyone translate this for me purdy please? Thanks!

03-15-2004, 04:13 PM	#3
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	rim shot dave's here all week folks, be sure to tip your waitstaff.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

03-15-2004, 04:23 PM	#5
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	and in dave's prior life he was a commodian... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

03-15-2004, 05:34 PM	#15
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	oh sure, she reappears to translate czech.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

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03-15-2004, 04:08 PM	#2
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Sorry, we can't accept third party Czechs here.

03-15-2004, 04:21 PM	#4
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Thank you! What a wonderful crowd! Guy goes to see a doctor, doc tells him he has six months to live. Guy can't pay his bill, doctor gives him another six months! Hey! Take my wife, please! ********************** Seriously, Mags, it looks like one of the Slavic languages to me, for sure. Which one I have no idea. Where did you find it? The website address might give you a clue.

03-15-2004, 04:24 PM	#6
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	GET OFF THE STAGE, YOU HACK! (two drink minimum for THIS?)

03-15-2004, 04:27 PM	#7
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Thank you! Went to the doctor. I said, "It hurts when I do this." Doctor said, "Well then, don't!"

03-15-2004, 04:30 PM	#8
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	Two monkeys stumbled into a wall. They were plastered!

03-15-2004, 04:31 PM	#9
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Just did a search on Google using some of the words and got a hit on a Czech news site. Dunno if that'll help or not. Translation is up to someone more languagie.

03-15-2004, 04:45 PM	#10
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	Ahoy! Take some jiszm and put it on your Chevy Nova. Natalie thinks you shouldn't put jizm on your Nova but she suffers from radiation sickness. We heard about this technique on the napa valley forum. Peter Sellers was known to wax his car thusly. Pee-ew did his car smell like crap. or something like that.

03-15-2004, 04:53 PM	#11
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	fck you MoN. i'm laughing so fcking hard i lost a good mouthful of coffee. thanks a f*cking lot you witty turd.

03-15-2004, 05:24 PM	#14
malina leaving Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: up on the hill Posts: 6,013	it's czech, here's the gist of it: hi, it's me again. i didn't manage to find that page but i'm glad that i happened across it again. it could use some updating though. the forum wasn't bad. mr. sellers is a good ?, it would be nice to have more people like him. i wish him good health, which is most important.