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03-29-2004, 01:41 AM
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i bought this house im living in now about 2 months ago down in the toronto beach, however property is hard to come by so systematically the houses are built rather close together. fair enough.
until my third week here, i notice some dude across the path from me in his bedroom beating it like it owes him money every single night with the curtains open - window directly parallel to mine. he lays on his stomach naked, and props his feet up against the wall, and slides his bobsyouruncle into between the mattresses, and girates until he gets full release. it was funny for about a month but now, as i look over my shoulder and he's doing it as we speak im getting a little tired of it. ive put him on live webcam, ive called friends over to come watch.. we've even given him morse code with my flashlight. Last edited by JesusTitties : 03-29-2004 at 02:25 AM. |
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03-29-2004, 01:44 AM
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oh you weren't a gimmick
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03-29-2004, 01:44 AM
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no more nice girl
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Imagine the mess between the mattresses......
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03-29-2004, 01:47 AM
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mad as a cut snake, eh
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03-29-2004, 01:48 AM
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no more nice girl
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Mad angry and mad insane both.
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03-29-2004, 02:20 AM
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Well, hell, that's where you went wrong. If you'd been using Morse Code, he would have understood what the hell you were saying!
--. . - / .- / --. .. .--. .-.. ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. G E T A G I R L F R I E N D http://www.babbage.demon.co.uk/morseabc.html |
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03-29-2004, 02:23 AM
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no more nice girl
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Or
--. . - / .- / --. .. .--. .-.. ..-. .-. .. . -. -../.. GET A BOYFRIEND might work too. |
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03-29-2004, 02:41 AM
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Blue's Clues
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Im too lazy to go look and do it in code, but here's some ideas:
CLOSE YOUR BLINDS! TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS! GOT STEAK? HEY JERKOFF! TIME TO TURN THE MATTRESS! Upon further thought, he probably knows you can see him and is using that thought at this very minute! FOR GODSAKE JT, MOVE THE COMPUTER TO ANOTHER ROOM!!!!! |
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03-29-2004, 03:00 AM
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Maybe he gets a substantial portion of his jollies knowing he's annoying you.
There's probably a pretty limited number of things you can do, Jeez dear, but I shall try to think of a solution. You can arrange for a crowd of friends to cheer, beat on pots and pans, etc., from your window, though if he's an exhibitionist you'll only encourage him. You could complain to the management of his building, unless he owns his home, in which case you are out of luck unless there is a Deed Restriction Committee. You could call the police, though I would hate to be a fascist about something so pathetic as Olympic-style crank yanking. You could address Mr. Flognoodle personally, via a polite letter: ("Dear Mr. Flognoodle: We so hope we aren't being a bother but would you mind not choking your chicken in full view of my dinner guests? Very truly yours, Jeez") a telephone call : (be brief but factual: "Erm, yes, this is Jesus' Titties over across the way...hi..yes...Listen, I really can't help but notice that you have been pounding your meat-seeking pissile like the hammers of Hell right in your front window, and we're all tired of watching; would you mind terribly leaving off with that? Yes, thanks, goodbye"), a personal visit: (don't accept refreshments and don't stay more than is necessary to politely convey your point) or, all else failing, a bullhorn ("This is THE MAMMARIES of THE MESSIAH -- DROP the CHALUPA"). You could get blinds and pull them yourself. ( snicker...she said "pull...yourself" ) If you like the view (other than the Mad Wanker), though, I can see why this would have limited appeal. You could spraypaint over his window but it'll probably get you in trouble. You could move, which sucks. You could introduce him to the least favorite of your unattached friends, but with your (imputed) luck, you'd probably end up having to watch the pair of them. Good Luck! Do let us know what happens!  Last edited by sparticle : 03-29-2004 at 03:04 AM. |
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03-29-2004, 03:03 AM
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i never said it was a problem, just that its growing a little tiresome. if anything i want to let him know of better positions with far less clean up.
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03-29-2004, 03:07 AM
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drop the chalupa.....hahhahahahahhahaaaaa
 Well, JT, you are a kinder and gentler neighbor than I'd be!!! I'd take pics and post em on his front door!!!! |
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03-29-2004, 03:07 AM
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no more nice girl
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He fiddles when it rains, he fiddles when it snows, I've never seen him stop, yet on and on he goes.......
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03-29-2004, 03:09 AM
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Maybe you should shout out suggestions to him, if both windows were open.
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03-29-2004, 03:11 AM
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no more nice girl
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Why should he pick so curious a place to play his little fiddler's tune?
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03-29-2004, 03:12 AM
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Damn, you should have totally capitalized on spring break!!
Couches GONE WILD!! Tape it and sell it to video graphics students that are interning at MTV........priceless.........
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