The Wanton Woman's Club - ZEFRANK.COM

Klynne · 04-05-2004, 01:44 AM

Here it is, our own club! This thread is the love child of Magpie. Did I ask her if I could start it? Well, no. Do I hope she does not sue me for using her to start this club? Well, yes.

Anyhoo, what makes you a "Wanton Woman"? Better yet, I am being lazy, so someone post the definition of a "Wanton Woman" and we can go from there?

zenbabe · 04-05-2004, 02:02 AM

You arn't allowed to wear any panties!!

Klynne · 04-05-2004, 02:08 AM

Ahem, even if "Aunt Mildred" is making her monthly visit?

zenbabe · 04-05-2004, 02:17 AM

Then you are redirected to the Humiliation Chamber!

madasacutsnake · 04-05-2004, 02:27 AM

Wanton is a chinese dumpling

Audreyvgs · 04-05-2004, 02:28 AM

I heard that Marilyn Monroe just laid in bed for that whole time and just messed up a bunch of sheets! Can you say P-I-G pig?

sparticle · 04-05-2004, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by Klynne
Here it is, our own club! This thread is the love child of Magpie. Did I ask her if I could start it? Well, no. Do I hope she does not sue me for using her to start this club? Well, yes.

Anyhoo, what makes you a "Wanton Woman"? Better yet, I am being lazy, so someone post the definition of a "Wanton Woman" and we can go from there?

A Wanton Woman pretends to study the menu while she is checking out the waiter. A Wanton Woman doesn't waste money on boring things like patio furniture when she can buy candles, bath oil and a cool vintage bed jacket. A Wanton Woman eats the frosting and leaves the cake. A Wanton Woman spends the time and money it takes to look fabulous if it makes her feel good. A Wanton Woman will send her man emails that will melt his modem. A wanton Woman doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks -- she knows when to be tough and when to be kind and acts accordingly. A Wanton Woman knows how to give a good massage and expects one in return. A Wanton Woman is sexy because she likes herself, likes you and isn't afraid to laugh at life's little upsets, and leaves moral judgments to the prune-faced old priss-bags.

And that's just for starters....

sparticle · 04-05-2004, 02:30 AM

Oh, and a Wanton Woman's favorite four-letter word? Why, "More!", of course!

zenbabe · 04-05-2004, 02:43 AM

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Originally posted by Audreyvgs
I heard that Marilyn Monroe just laid in bed for that whole time and just messed up a bunch of sheets! Can you say P-I-G pig?

ew

Willow Sylph · 04-05-2004, 03:25 AM

Sparticle - I love your definition of a wanton woman! I aspire to be a wanton woman!

Willow Sylph · 04-05-2004, 03:26 AM

Although... would Patsy and Edina count as Wanton Women? I don't know if I'd want to be that wanton - unless I had the wealth to go with it...

JesusTitties · 04-05-2004, 03:47 AM

what a stinky thread

Willow Sylph · 04-05-2004, 03:51 AM

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what a stinky thread

Don't know 'em JT. Wanton Women are probably the only type of women crazy enough to go for you.

JesusTitties · 04-05-2004, 05:11 AM

Mickey Mouse was having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.

"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds - that Minnie is mentally insane..."

Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she was fvcking goofy"

priceyfatprude · 04-05-2004, 05:41 AM

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Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Wanton is a chinese dumpling

Wonton.

04-05-2004, 01:44 AM	#1
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	The Wanton Woman's Club Here it is, our own club! This thread is the love child of Magpie. Did I ask her if I could start it? Well, no. Do I hope she does not sue me for using her to start this club? Well, yes. Anyhoo, what makes you a "Wanton Woman"? Better yet, I am being lazy, so someone post the definition of a "Wanton Woman" and we can go from there?

04-05-2004, 02:02 AM	#2
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	You arn't allowed to wear any panties!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-05-2004, 02:17 AM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Then you are redirected to the Humiliation Chamber! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-05-2004, 03:25 AM	#10
Willow Sylph monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,608	Sparticle - I love your definition of a wanton woman! I aspire to be a wanton woman! __________________ Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

04-05-2004, 03:26 AM	#11
Willow Sylph monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,608	Although... would Patsy and Edina count as Wanton Women? I don't know if I'd want to be that wanton - unless I had the wealth to go with it... __________________ Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

04-05-2004, 02:08 AM	#3
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	Ahem, even if "Aunt Mildred" is making her monthly visit?

04-05-2004, 02:27 AM	#5
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	Wanton is a chinese dumpling

04-05-2004, 02:28 AM	#6
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	I heard that Marilyn Monroe just laid in bed for that whole time and just messed up a bunch of sheets! Can you say P-I-G pig?

04-05-2004, 02:30 AM	#8
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Oh, and a Wanton Woman's favorite four-letter word? Why, "More!", of course!

04-05-2004, 03:47 AM	#12
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	what a stinky thread

04-05-2004, 05:11 AM	#14
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	Mickey Mouse was having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds - that Minnie is mentally insane..." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she was fvcking goofy"

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