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04-07-2004, 01:09 PM
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where's my salt?
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Baseball Gods, Take Three
goddamn dodgers are going to suck again this year. opening day, 15 hits, only 2 runs. one of those hits was solo home run, so more like 14 hits, 1 run. great fvcking way to start off the season you shiteheads.
oh yeah, the steroid fvcker hit a 3 run squeaker to tie the sf bastards' game in the 8th on opening night and the bastards won. i'm not amused. fvck off, baseball gods. it's gonna be a long year.
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04-07-2004, 01:14 PM
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King of the patnýs
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Dear Beale,
You love Barry and dont deny it. You're going to get sicker of this sooner than we are Love BB Gods Bah dah bup-a daaaaaah...... I'm lovin' it |
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04-07-2004, 01:46 PM
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where's my salt?
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dear baseball gods,
fvck you and your barrysteroidbonds i'm here for all 162 games, bitches, do your worst.... btw, those braves sure looked good opening day too, didn't they?
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04-07-2004, 01:54 PM
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King of the patnýs
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Buy your playoff tickets now....you know the Mighty Braves will be there again, and again, and again........
....it gives you something to watch in October  |
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04-07-2004, 03:04 PM
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where's my salt?
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yes, the braves making the playoffs and then getting plunger raped by the random national league team of the week
just like death and taxes....
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04-07-2004, 06:32 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Ain't that the truth?
I'm psyched because NHL Playoffs start tonight. I'm a Lightning fan and have been since they came into the NHL. Take heart, Beale. I used to tell folks that being a Lightning fan was like being a Cubs fan. Every year you say it can't get any worse and every year it does. Not anymore! Of course, having said that, they'll probably be swept in the first round. The Dodgers will be back. Believe it. |
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04-08-2004, 12:19 AM
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You can all go take your sorrows and crap on them. I have less than sympathy for your pathetic attempts at anger over futility and frustration at your feeble perception of poor baseball.
You see, I am a Cubs fan. |
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04-08-2004, 12:31 AM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Wow, are you Beales brother by any chance?
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04-08-2004, 01:55 AM
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baseball is some kind of sport, right?
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04-08-2004, 08:14 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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For some it's more of a lifestyle.
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04-08-2004, 08:47 AM
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no more nice girl
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04-08-2004, 11:55 AM
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where's my salt?
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SWEET JUSTICE
clemens made thesteroidfvcker look silly last night
hello, barry? you CANNOT look at a called strike three. the strike zone applies to you too, you know.... you were not facing a #5 starter just called up from the minors-- you were facing roger freaking clemens, multiple cy young winner and sure fire hall of famer. you looked like a moron TWICE. quit your muttering and crying to the umpire and take your toothpick back to the dugout and put it on the rack. i loved every second of it and made sure to watch the replays this morning. oh yeah, the dodgers won, so we're now tied for first. i'm calling the season off right now.
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04-08-2004, 12:17 PM
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I just love it when the guys get all warm and fuzzy
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04-09-2004, 12:57 PM
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Conspiracy Theorist
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If you thik you have it bad, boyos, I'm a Cleveland Indians fan. How bout dat bullpen, eh? Bastards couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.
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04-09-2004, 01:35 PM
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where's my salt?
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sparticle is my new best friend from that last line....
oh hey juicedbonds? it's a bitch to not be on the juice b/c that one you hit last night to the wall probably would've gone another 30 feet the last few years.... i know, i know, goddamn level playing field. 
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