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Old 06-18-2004, 06:45 PM   #1
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spoonerisms

A spoonerism is usually two words with the first letters reversed (and sometimes other minor edits to taste), creating a funny little phrase. Here's a link to a more detailed explanation:

spoonerisms

For example - I have a friend whose name, when the first two letters are reversed and a slight edit is applied, becomes "Hanukah Muffin".

Here's another: Smart & Final ---> Fart & Smile. (there's even a sound effect that goes with it... )

One of our favorite monkey's moniker lends itself well:
funkytuba --> tunkyfooba

So go to it! Post here the best spoonerisms you come across during the day...
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:51 PM   #2
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sotaly tober ... oh ... thats just drunkin talk
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:11 PM   #3
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:34 PM   #4
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i do this all the time...in real life. when im hyper or really tired.

i carked the par
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Old 06-21-2004, 08:53 PM   #5
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Well. This thread was a seasounding ruckus.
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Old 06-21-2004, 09:33 PM   #6
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heh. think about it.
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Old 06-22-2004, 08:56 PM   #7
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Old 06-23-2004, 05:22 AM   #8
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my spoonerisms tend to be much more mundane.

I'm hoeing gome now.
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Old 06-24-2004, 11:08 AM   #9
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Old 06-24-2004, 08:16 PM   #10
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I'm wired of tork. I wanna ho gome.
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Old 06-24-2004, 09:05 PM   #11
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I hear those ho glomes get wrecked chegularly, so you should see bafe.



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Old 06-26-2004, 08:04 AM   #12
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I'm just pickled tink to signed this fight -

Seriously - I have a friend that does this tall the I'm - so I had to tell her about the Reverend Spooner! Too dad he's bed.
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Old 06-26-2004, 11:09 AM   #13
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the thary scing is when i read these..they fook line to me... must be my dyslexae
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Old 06-26-2004, 10:07 PM   #15
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We have friends name Dan and Sandy. Only when I talk about them it always comes out Sam and Dandy.
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