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ally · 07-11-2004, 06:05 PM

maybe some others listen to this show "i'm sorry i haven't a clue" on bbc radio four, well, i do & thought we could have a go at one of the games ourselves.

it's very sipmle, all you have to do is invent a new deffintion for a word, here are a few examples taken from this weeks show (they've been better, but i can't remember them, so this'll have to do for now)

Focaccia - a bread with no interest in the far east.

Re tread - very red in Yorkshire (ok, so any non english peeps probably aren't going to get a few of these; sorry).

Online - I dun' t' weekly wash.

Apperatif - a pair of cocney dentures.

Haddock - an enclosure for sea horses.

Porkupine - to regret becoming a vegetarian.

Whole saler - a whale's lunch.

Quaker - a posh duck.

Satire - seated in a more elevated postition.

etc etc....

dinzdale · 07-13-2004, 04:54 PM

Cairnduncan - a teenage boy's shout to a peer to do something daring or possible very dangerous

Kettering - the seat of a wicker chair

Kentucky - perfectly fitting into a space. When putting the last book on a shelf and it's fits just right, it is said to fit "nice and kentucky".

Toronto - to gush out despite a person's best efforts to the contrary. e.g ketchup onto french fries, sperm into a human being etc...

slurpeedemon · 08-02-2004, 05:10 PM

smoogie - snuggly kiss

noogie - knuckles rubbed against the skull

loogie - snotty spit

boogie - funky dancing

dinzdale · 08-11-2004, 02:10 PM

Stepladder - what you use if you and your real ladder dont get along.

Coffee · 08-11-2004, 05:25 PM

Assume...Mantra for meditation about posteriors

Coffee · 08-12-2004, 01:41 AM

Benefit... When an argument is over.

Coffee · 08-12-2004, 01:47 AM

Cherish...The quality of sitting alot.

Benign... Not existing in Germany.

Fraudulent...A neighbor denying a theft.

07-11-2004, 06:05 PM	#1
ally cunning stunt Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Sunny south of France Posts: 1,170	definitions maybe some others listen to this show "i'm sorry i haven't a clue" on bbc radio four, well, i do & thought we could have a go at one of the games ourselves. it's very sipmle, all you have to do is invent a new deffintion for a word, here are a few examples taken from this weeks show (they've been better, but i can't remember them, so this'll have to do for now) Focaccia - a bread with no interest in the far east. Re tread - very red in Yorkshire (ok, so any non english peeps probably aren't going to get a few of these; sorry). Online - I dun' t' weekly wash. Apperatif - a pair of cocney dentures. Haddock - an enclosure for sea horses. Porkupine - to regret becoming a vegetarian. Whole saler - a whale's lunch. Quaker - a posh duck. Satire - seated in a more elevated postition. etc etc.... __________________ Been away for a while (3, 4 years maybe?!). Now an English teach (who still can't spell). Still loving being a mum, best thing ever, so much so that number 2's on it's way (oh & I got married last year!).

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07-13-2004, 04:54 PM	#2
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Cairnduncan - a teenage boy's shout to a peer to do something daring or possible very dangerous Kettering - the seat of a wicker chair Kentucky - perfectly fitting into a space. When putting the last book on a shelf and it's fits just right, it is said to fit "nice and kentucky". Toronto - to gush out despite a person's best efforts to the contrary. e.g ketchup onto french fries, sperm into a human being etc...

08-02-2004, 05:10 PM	#3
slurpeedemon who's there, please? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: third cubicle on the left Posts: 232	smoogie - snuggly kiss noogie - knuckles rubbed against the skull loogie - snotty spit boogie - funky dancing

08-11-2004, 02:10 PM	#4
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Stepladder - what you use if you and your real ladder dont get along.

08-11-2004, 05:25 PM	#5
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Assume...Mantra for meditation about posteriors

08-12-2004, 01:41 AM	#6
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Benefit... When an argument is over.

08-12-2004, 01:47 AM	#7
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	Cherish...The quality of sitting alot. Benign... Not existing in Germany. Fraudulent...A neighbor denying a theft.