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Old 08-29-2004, 10:09 AM   #1
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Post hush little baby

hush little baby dont say a word
mamas going to buy you a mockingbird
and if that mockingbird dont sing
mamas going to buy you a diamond ring
and if that diamond ring turns brass
mamas going to buy you a looking glass
and if that looking glass gets broke
mamas going to buy you a billy goat
and if that billy goat wont pull
mamas going to buy you a cart and bull
and if that cart and bull turn over
mamas going to buy you a dog named rover
and if that dog named Rover wont bark
mamas going to buy you a horse and cart
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Old 08-29-2004, 10:14 AM   #2
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and if that horse and cart gets stuck
mamas going to buy you monster truck
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Old 08-29-2004, 01:10 PM   #3
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and if that monster truck don't crush
mamas gonna buy you a scrubbing brush
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Old 08-29-2004, 01:13 PM   #4
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and if that scrubbing brush wears down
Mama's gonna buy you a floor length gown
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Old 08-29-2004, 01:22 PM   #5
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and if that floor length gown gets tatty
mama's gonna buy you an all-beef pattie
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Old 08-29-2004, 03:22 PM   #6
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and if that all-beef pattie should rot
mama's gonna buy you an army cot
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Old 08-29-2004, 06:17 PM   #7
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and if that army cot should collapse
mamas going to buy you a brian synapse
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Old 08-29-2004, 06:23 PM   #8
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and if that brain synapse should crack
mama's gonna buy you some new Prozac
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Old 08-29-2004, 11:08 PM   #9
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and if that Prozac makes you itch
mama's gonna buy you a drainage ditch
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Old 08-29-2004, 11:38 PM   #10
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and if the drainage ditch flows over
mama's gonna pick you a 4 leaf clover
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Old 08-29-2004, 11:51 PM   #11
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and if that 4 leaf clover wilts
mama's gonna buy you a pair of stilts
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Old 08-30-2004, 12:26 AM   #12
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and if that pair of stilts should break
mamma's gonna buy you a Gucci fake
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Old 08-30-2004, 04:47 AM   #13
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mama's gonna buy you a jeweled crown
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Old 08-30-2004, 09:03 AM   #14
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and if that jeweled crown just fits
mamas going to buy you silicone tits
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Old 08-30-2004, 09:42 AM   #15
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and if those silicone tits spring leaks
mama's gonna buy you some mountain peaks
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