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Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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hush little baby dont say a word
mamas going to buy you a mockingbird and if that mockingbird dont sing mamas going to buy you a diamond ring and if that diamond ring turns brass mamas going to buy you a looking glass and if that looking glass gets broke mamas going to buy you a billy goat and if that billy goat wont pull mamas going to buy you a cart and bull and if that cart and bull turn over mamas going to buy you a dog named rover and if that dog named Rover wont bark mamas going to buy you a horse and cart |
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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and if that horse and cart gets stuck
mamas going to buy you monster truck |
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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and if that monster truck don't crush
mamas gonna buy you a scrubbing brush |
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Myth Demeanour
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: My tent
Posts: 3,041
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and if that scrubbing brush wears down
Mama's gonna buy you a floor length gown
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Monkey on the Halfshell |
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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and if that floor length gown gets tatty
mama's gonna buy you an all-beef pattie |
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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and if that all-beef pattie should rot
mama's gonna buy you an army cot
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
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and if that army cot should collapse
mamas going to buy you a brian synapse |
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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and if that brain synapse should crack
mama's gonna buy you some new Prozac
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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half baked
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: just ducky
Posts: 12,078
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and if that Prozac makes you itch
mama's gonna buy you a drainage ditch |
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Myth Demeanour
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: My tent
Posts: 3,041
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and if the drainage ditch flows over
mama's gonna pick you a 4 leaf clover
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Monkey on the Halfshell |
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
Posts: 10,071
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and if that 4 leaf clover wilts
mama's gonna buy you a pair of stilts |
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no more nice girl
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,054
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and if that pair of stilts should break
mamma's gonna buy you a Gucci fake
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
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and if that Gucci fake breaks down
mama's gonna buy you a jeweled crown
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Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard |
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ª ★ ª
Join Date: May 2004
Location: lª m°°n
Posts: 13,853
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and if that jeweled crown just fits
mamas going to buy you silicone tits |
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monkey
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: The Twilight Zone
Posts: 1,951
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and if those silicone tits spring leaks
mama's gonna buy you some mountain peaks
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Build a bridge and get over it. |
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