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Old 11-09-2004, 05:16 PM   #1
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On the --th day of Christmas...

my true love gave to me.

A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
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Take it from there.
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:25 PM   #2
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On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
A 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de fort dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
A scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de sibint day of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give to me!!
Ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de nite day of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de tint dey of Crimmus my boo dun give ta me!!
Tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!
Levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.

On de twelt day of Crimmus my boo dun give ta me!!
Twelb gubmint cheez,
levin jacked up hoopties,
tin freaks a freakin,
nyne playa haters,
ate pimps a pimpin',
sebin hommies chillin,
a scix pack a forties,
FIVE BAGS OF WEED!!!!
fo pigs feets,
tree hot wings,
too gold teefs,
an a 78 Cutless Supreme.
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:29 PM   #3
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Re: On the --th day of Christmas...

my true love gave to me.

A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:56 PM   #4
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On the --th day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee....


A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:01 PM   #5
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:02 PM   #6
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:35 PM   #7
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!!!

A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:38 PM   #8
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:45 PM   #9
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:47 PM   #10
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Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
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Old 11-09-2004, 09:57 PM   #11
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
Twenty one hackers a-smokin
Twenty two drunks a spewin
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:16 PM   #12
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
Twenty one hackers a-smokin
Twenty two drunks a spewin
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:34 PM   #13
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
Twenty one hackers a-smokin
Twenty two drunks a spewin
Twenty three Rednecks chewin
Twenty four monkeys flingin
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Old 11-09-2004, 11:10 PM   #14
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
Twenty one hackers a-smokin
Twenty two drunks a spewin
Twenty three Rednecks chewin
Twenty four monkeys flingin
TWENTY FIVE I HAT YOU'S
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Old 11-10-2004, 11:20 AM   #15
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A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Two turtle doves
Three French Hens
Four Calling Birds
Five Golden Rings
Six Geese a-laying
Seven Swans a-swimming
Eight Maids a-milking
Nine Ladies dancing
Ten Lords a-leaping
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve drummers drumming
Thirteen Cell phones ringing
Fourteen bikers rocking
Fifteen Rastas smokin'
Sixteen pickles pokin'
Seventeen eggs gestating
Eighteen Coffees smellin'
Nineteen Dodgers losin'
Twenty Brits a-joking
Twenty one hackers a-smokin
Twenty two drunks a spewin
Twenty three Rednecks chewin
Twenty four monkeys flingin
TWENTY FIVE I HAT YOU'
Twenty six wet shorts a clingin'
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