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11-13-2004, 04:40 AM
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monkey
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So, I made a new thread
I like this. Shakespeare (or however you spell his name) was a genius.
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html? |
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11-13-2004, 04:47 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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He had some very direct moments. I mean:
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee. Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well That's pretty direct.
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11-13-2004, 04:48 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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Your virginity, your old virginity is like one of our French wither'd pears: it looks ill, it eats drily.
Taken from: All's Well That Ends Well I mean. Really.
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11-13-2004, 04:50 AM
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monkey
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Do you feel that I should be beaten, or were you just citing a quote that you liked? Either way is cool with me.
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11-13-2004, 04:50 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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There would have to be a long courtship. And I don't do bruises.
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11-13-2004, 04:51 AM
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monkey
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11-13-2004, 04:53 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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"Thou paunchy reeling-ripe gudgeon! "
I think I heard this shouted out the window of a passing car the other day!
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11-13-2004, 04:53 AM
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Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
Taken from: Timon of Athens Oooh, snap! heh heh heh....
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11-13-2004, 05:00 AM
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monkey
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Quote:
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11-13-2004, 05:01 AM
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Quote:
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11-13-2004, 05:09 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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[Thou art] open to incontinency.
Taken from: Hamlet
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11-13-2004, 06:30 AM
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no more nice girl
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Seen better heads on cabbages.
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He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all. |
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11-13-2004, 12:50 PM
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WhY sO SiRiUs?
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Thou tottering earth-vexing varlot!
 (edited to add that this website has been saved to my favorite places)
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11-13-2004, 01:11 PM
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Ya know... all this might lead one to think he created these characters just so he could say this stuff to somebody without, you know, offending anyone in particular...
 I especially like "You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!" Kinda makes you wonder who he was thinking about when he wrote that...
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11-13-2004, 05:08 PM
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monkey
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Thou saucy idle-headed death-token!
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