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01-09-2005, 07:33 PM
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I used to be a girl
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Favorite Lines
Because I can't find the other one, this is the new favorite lines thread.
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01-09-2005, 07:34 PM
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I used to be a girl
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Courtesy of Marcus Bales, HFox, Large Marge, FTuba, and myself:
An expert in art at the MOMA decided to see Oklahoma so she packed up the Mini with hot pants (she's skinny) and the dog of her best friend, Ramona They set off with great expectation, Louise and the dog v. the nation From Portland to Bangor Louise became angered By the absence of good conversation. She called up Ramona to say "Please meet me in Santa Fe. I'm down on my luck and just spent my last buck And your dog has just run away." So Ramona was on the next flight unfortunately, as high as a kite From Halloween to Hanukkah She roamed Santa Monica To rescue Louise from her plight. But when Louise's flight hit the tarmac At six hundred per, not an arm (ack!) nor a leg (ew!) remain from aluminum rain -- I'm heading off now for the bar, Mac. |
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01-14-2005, 12:50 PM
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a peach
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Couldn't find it either!
Coolest haiku in a while... blue moonlight fluoresces white buds as they sleep Gatsby, Marcus and me |
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01-14-2005, 04:07 PM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care.
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01-15-2005, 12:08 AM
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01-16-2005, 05:03 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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well I liked it
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01-16-2005, 06:49 AM
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I used to be a girl
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01-16-2005, 06:53 AM
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meretricious dilettante
Join Date: Jan 2003
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It takes superpowers. The real ones.
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