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Old 02-11-2005, 02:56 PM   #1
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Ode to Tootsie Roll Pops

Ode to Tootsie Roll Pop by me

I just can't see nothing that I'd rather lick,
Than this candy coated Tootsie on a stick.
Everyday that I look into the mirror,
My future becomes that much clearer.
I don't expect you to understand,
My need for a Tootsies in my hand.

So much for so little,
A candy wrapping with a chocolate substitute in the middle.
Tootsie Roll, I won't ever be able to resist,
Until this delicacy ceases to exist.
When someone goes off to the store- I tag along,
For the hold Tootsie Roll has over me grows strong.

Now that I start out to the shop,
Tootsie Roll taste- you just can't top!
As the cashier rings up the purchase,
The Tootsie Roll Pop in my mouth submerges.
Tootsie Roll's taste is too much to bear,
I must stop, I will, I swear!
And as I leave the floor of the convenient store,
I turn around and go right back in and buy some more!


[bows to the standing obviation and applauds that fill the room]

I'd like to add the only thing better than Tootsie Roll pops are breasts.
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Old 02-11-2005, 03:03 PM   #2
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I just can't see nothing that I'd rather lick
That's too bad.
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Old 02-11-2005, 03:13 PM   #3
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That's too bad.
Actually, I like to lick the ladies, but that first sentence stuck better with the topic.

"I can't see nothing I'd rather lick OTHER THAN THE LADIES!" would ruin the rhyme. So I made a difficult decision in order to stay true to the art form. Please forgive me ladies, for I love to lick you up and down too.
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Old 02-11-2005, 03:25 PM   #4
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*blushes* my my my the confessions...

dark chocolate
muddy depths
golden haze
velvet brown
rich creamy
soothing
as it passes
the lips
lingering on
the brink of
delicious insanity
lustfully satisfied
with the savor
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bound by the rich red that runs coarsing
united we stand
stronger than before
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Old 02-11-2005, 03:28 PM   #5
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*blushes* my my my the confessions...

dark chocolate
muddy depths
golden haze
velvet brown
rich creamy
soothing
as it passes
the lips
lingering on
the brink of
delicious insanity
lustfully satisfied
with the savor
whoa... you said a mouth full. I likey!
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