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noxxville · 01-09-2003, 08:51 PM

A conversation between two people Y & Z. Add a line or two but all dialogue must be in the form of a question.

Example: "Do you think I'm stupid?" questioned Z. "I mean, did you really think that I would go that far?"

This conversation has started due to Y's unwillingness to try something (we can figure that out later, as well as Y and Z's relationship). Here we go..

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

nycwriters · 01-09-2003, 09:07 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

moel · 01-11-2003, 07:29 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

nycwriters · 01-11-2003, 11:29 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

moel · 01-12-2003, 12:32 AM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

lapietra · 01-12-2003, 09:51 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

noxxville · 01-13-2003, 03:00 AM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

lapietra · 01-13-2003, 03:27 AM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

nycwriters · 01-13-2003, 01:55 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

ProfessionalGun · 01-13-2003, 06:29 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

"Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

danh · 01-13-2003, 06:40 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

"Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

"So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?"

ProfessionalGun · 01-13-2003, 06:47 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

"Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

"So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?"

"Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?"

noxxville · 01-13-2003, 07:21 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

"Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

"So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?"

"Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" roared Y, "How could you even say such a thing after last night?"

ProfessionalGun · 01-13-2003, 07:39 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

"Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

"So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?"

"Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" roared Y, "How could you even say such a thing after last night?"

"Didn't you tell me you had an unfortunate encounter with a hand grenade during the war?" questioned Z, "And weren't you named after a chromosome?!"

noxxville · 01-13-2003, 07:55 PM

"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?"

"Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

"What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

"Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

"How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

"Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

"Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?"

"What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

"Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

"Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

"So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?"

"Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" roared Y, "How could you even say such a thing after last night?"

"Didn't you tell me you had an unfortunate encounter with a hand grenade during the war?" questioned Z, "And weren't you named after a chromosome?!"

"What the hell have you been smoking?" said an exasperated Y, "Are you on crack??"

01-09-2003, 08:51 PM	#1
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	Conversation in question A conversation between two people Y & Z. Add a line or two but all dialogue must be in the form of a question. Example: "Do you think I'm stupid?" questioned Z. "I mean, did you really think that I would go that far?" This conversation has started due to Y's unwillingness to try something (we can figure that out later, as well as Y and Z's relationship). Here we go.. "Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

01-13-2003, 03:00 AM	#7
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

01-13-2003, 07:21 PM	#13
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" "Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?" "So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?" "Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?" "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" roared Y, "How could you even say such a thing after last night?" __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

01-13-2003, 07:55 PM	#15
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" "Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?" "So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?" "Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?" "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" roared Y, "How could you even say such a thing after last night?" "Didn't you tell me you had an unfortunate encounter with a hand grenade during the war?" questioned Z, "And weren't you named after a chromosome?!" "What the hell have you been smoking?" said an exasperated Y, "Are you on crack??" __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

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01-09-2003, 09:07 PM	#2
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?"

01-11-2003, 07:29 PM	#3
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?"

01-11-2003, 11:29 PM	#4
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?"

01-12-2003, 12:32 AM	#5
moel Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: dithyramb Posts: 3,102	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?"

01-12-2003, 09:51 PM	#6
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?"

01-13-2003, 03:27 AM	#8
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?"

01-13-2003, 01:55 PM	#9
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?"

01-13-2003, 06:29 PM	#10
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" "Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?"

01-13-2003, 06:40 PM	#11
danh broken mind Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 554	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" "Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?" "So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?"

01-13-2003, 06:47 PM	#12
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" "Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?" "So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?" "Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?"

01-13-2003, 07:39 PM	#14
ProfessionalGun "We've Got a Floater!" Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Between Residences Posts: 108	"Did you really just suggest that?" a baffled Y said, "I mean what kind of person do you think I am?" "Umm wasn't that clearly established from the get-go?" Z smugly said, smirking. "I mean aren't you the one with a reputation for this kind of thing?" "What are you talking about?" replied Y, demanding: "Who have you been talking to?" "Oh didn't you hear?" said Z. "It's all over town; didn't you know?" "How should I know?" answered Y. "What am I, omniscient or something?" "Why is it so important to you, anyway?" mumbled Z, rolling his eyes. "Would you pass the salt?" "Is that all you can think about?" screeched Y, "Didn't the doctor warn you about too much sodium in your diet?" "What do you care?" yawned Z, scratching his belly. "Anyway, you think I can eat your cooking without it?" "Why do you always complain about my cooking?" fumed Y. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" "Didn't YOUR mother pierce my skull with her grating, high pitched squeal?!" exclaimed Z. "You haven't been taking voice lessons from HER, have you!?" "So what if I have?" countered Y. "Won't you just shut up and take the salt already?" "Okay, how about we just settle down?" suggested Z. "We're both men, aren't we?" "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" roared Y, "How could you even say such a thing after last night?" "Didn't you tell me you had an unfortunate encounter with a hand grenade during the war?" questioned Z, "And weren't you named after a chromosome?!"