I caught a gopher today - ZEFRANK.COM

zenbabe · 08-04-2005, 03:38 AM

I didn't kill him, he was so cute. Against friends recomendations of course...but they are all into gardening and stuff. I tend to kill anything I try to grow in the garden anyway..so it didn't make any sense to me..but I guess they are terrible pests...did I mention how cute the damn thing was?

anyways...I took him down to the canyon..he will be happy there...was a little'un...seemed to take to the new environment.

I miss him now..I named him murray ever since he showed up last night.

I miss murray!

So I caught my first gopher.

What did you catch today?

Hermione · 08-04-2005, 03:51 AM

I tried to catch a rabbit in my backyard. We put up this fence stuff so that bunnies and such can't eat our flowers and grass. I guess one bunny got stuck on our property. I tried to catch it and make it my new pet.. but it dug a hole and ran away.

zenbabe · 08-04-2005, 04:03 AM

He looked like this..and I call him He because I can't prove otherwise..and because I named him Murray..

but he really looked like this...

he was super friendly and clean..we thought he might have been somebody's pet until we figured out that he was a gopher!

trisherina · 08-04-2005, 04:08 AM

Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.
Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents!
Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.

I caught a Californian endocrinologist (it was easy, he was sleeping) and held him at the point of my sword until I made him give me back my friend, you sonnavabitch.

Deviate · 08-05-2005, 06:28 AM

i caught a beaver, but i let her go after playing with her for awhile.

Con ate dog · 08-05-2005, 12:18 PM

I caught a parent talking on her cellphone in the middle of class. I motioned to my students to eavesdrop along with me- easiest minute of teaching ever.

08-04-2005, 03:38 AM	#1
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I caught a gopher today I didn't kill him, he was so cute. Against friends recomendations of course...but they are all into gardening and stuff. I tend to kill anything I try to grow in the garden anyway..so it didn't make any sense to me..but I guess they are terrible pests...did I mention how cute the damn thing was? anyways...I took him down to the canyon..he will be happy there...was a little'un...seemed to take to the new environment. I miss him now..I named him murray ever since he showed up last night. I miss murray! So I caught my first gopher. What did you catch today? __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 04:03 AM	#3
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	He looked like this..and I call him He because I can't prove otherwise..and because I named him Murray.. but he really looked like this... he was super friendly and clean..we thought he might have been somebody's pet until we figured out that he was a gopher! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

08-04-2005, 04:08 AM	#4
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course. Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key. Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers, rodents! Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason. I caught a Californian endocrinologist (it was easy, he was sleeping) and held him at the point of my sword until I made him give me back my friend, you sonnavabitch. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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08-04-2005, 03:51 AM	#2
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	I tried to catch a rabbit in my backyard. We put up this fence stuff so that bunnies and such can't eat our flowers and grass. I guess one bunny got stuck on our property. I tried to catch it and make it my new pet.. but it dug a hole and ran away.

08-05-2005, 06:28 AM	#5
Deviate Butt-F***ing the World Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the other side of normal Posts: 5,863	i caught a beaver, but i let her go after playing with her for awhile.

08-05-2005, 12:18 PM	#6
Con ate dog some guy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Suzhou, China, city of canals Posts: 308	I caught a parent talking on her cellphone in the middle of class. I motioned to my students to eavesdrop along with me- easiest minute of teaching ever.