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Old 09-08-2005, 03:43 PM   #1
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They say you don't know you are an addict...

.....untill you try to quit.

With that in mind, I decided to challenge one of my good buddies to a duel. I called it The Great Porn Off! The idea of this little challenge is to see who among us can go the longest without actively seeking out and looking at porn. So far I'm in day three and everything is going A O.K.

It's a battle of will power, and I plan on winning. The other dude has himself a girlfriend, so this could play to his advantage, but i'm pretty sure I can take him down...

Wish me luck...
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Old 09-08-2005, 05:44 PM   #2
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hah!
nice one max. i've still got the link to 'hot asian chix' if you
feel your resolve waning.
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Old 09-08-2005, 06:15 PM   #3
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I am strong....

This is a competition, and I hate to lose.
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:07 AM   #4
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Whatever you do, do NOT think about cheesy 70's instrumentals.
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Old 09-09-2005, 12:12 AM   #5
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Yes, but are they masters of their own domaines?
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Old 09-09-2005, 01:31 AM   #6
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No... not at all.... the deal is no porno...

I telked to my buddy today, he said he got off to Leisure suit Larry and some conjured up memory from when he was 13... I had a good laugh at that one..
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Old 09-16-2005, 03:46 AM   #7
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RCCola88442: you know porn has become an addiction when you are standing at the gas pump filling your car's tank, and just before you top it off, you pull the hose out and spray it all over the windshield
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Old 09-16-2005, 01:08 PM   #8
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HA HA HA HA....

Only a true porn addict would see the humor in that one!! I love it
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Old 09-19-2005, 11:07 PM   #9
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So Max, how is it going?


Also, you have another PM.
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:31 PM   #10
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is it porn?
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:41 PM   #11
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Hey Max, does reading porn count?

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/show...775#post284726
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:42 PM   #12
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Well, it's been two weeks and it looks as though this is going to be a long haul competition. I've settled nicely into a non porn routine. I really figured this would be a 4 day contest, but me and my buddy are both finding it easier than we thought. This may turn into a new life direction.

The buddy has done over seas for a week so he has a distinct advantage on me for the next few days. I still think I can take him though... One of these days he will crack... i hope..
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Old 11-23-2005, 09:19 PM   #13
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Well.... It's been over two months.... but finaly, after all that time....


I WIN

YESSSSSSSSS!!
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Old 11-23-2005, 09:45 PM   #14
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Yippee.

No, I really mean that.

Yippee.
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Old 11-23-2005, 09:56 PM   #15
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I never thought it would go on this long......

I thought about seeing how much longer i could go....

I did not think about that for too long
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