ZEFRANK.COM - message board  

Go Back   ZEFRANK.COM - message board > FICTION PROJECT
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 68 votes, 4.97 average. Display Modes
Old 11-05-2005, 02:43 PM   #1
craig johnston
dalai clique
 
craig johnston's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
Smile poems we might have written as children

concorde

i saw concorde yesterday
it was great
it looks like a swan
i want one

concorde is supersonic
it makes a big boom
it's my favourite aeroplane
even better than a spitfire

one day we were by the thames and we saw concorde
and then right after we saw this car-boat
it looked like a car but they drove it into the water and it floated like a boat
that was two good things in one day

craig johnston age 8
twickenham
london
england
__________________
the tea leaf family
craig johnston is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-05-2005, 04:44 PM   #2
dddrum
Amateur Human
 
dddrum's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Hills north of Mouseland, sunny FLA.
Posts: 1,264
Thumbs up Great idea! Are ones that we actually wrote okay?

Love Was Gone
a song by "David Cannon" (a nom-de-plume), age 9


The trees were completely bare of leaves
The houses were vacant and empty
Ashes floated in the breeze
Love was gone
Love was gone

I went to what used to be the town
There were no people there to greet me
Nothing growing in the ground
Love was gone
Love was gone
Love...
Was...
Gone...

[Instrumental interlude, featuring a symphony orchestra performing all these fancy classical sounding passages that I would hum to myself in intricate detail, even including the kettle drums, as I sat in my room imagining the glorious magnificence of it all...]

I went back to my hometown
There were birds and flowers all around me
Ladies dressed up in their gowns
Love was here
Love was here
LOVE...
WAAAAAS...
HEEEEEEEEEERE!!


Here... have a hankie,
DDD
__________________
...or words to that effect.
dddrum is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2005, 01:47 AM   #3
trisherina
meretricious dilettante
 
trisherina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
Apples are round,
And juicy, and red,
I love to eat them
While sitting in bed.

But I don't want to get out of bed anymore.
So what on Earth do I do with the core?

Trish (Patty then)... age?? 7 ??
__________________
Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard
trisherina is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2005, 04:05 AM   #4
Coffee
Cheeses Save
 
Coffee's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Floating
Posts: 9,204
Fire engine fire engine
Shiny and bright red and loud.
I can always hear you
from way down the road.
Woooo Eeeeee Oooooo
Woooo Eeeeee Oooooo

Someday when i'm tall
dady says I can ride a rele fire truck
but rite now I just play
with a toy one in the hall
Wooo Eeeeee Oooooo
Wooo Eeeeee Oooooo

Jenny wants to play with you
I told her to play with her dolls
Dady said that was mean
girls can be a fireman too
Wooo Eeeeee Oooooo
Wooo Eeeeee Oooooo

Matthew G.
4th grade.
Homeroom #2
Mrs Kolfax s class
Glenwood School
Coffee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2005, 05:05 AM   #5
madasacutsnake
no more nice girl
 
madasacutsnake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 5,054
I don't like my mum
I want to carve her up with a saw
I'd use her skin to make a drum
And then I'd put her head in the fridge door.
__________________
He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.
madasacutsnake is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2005, 09:05 AM   #6
craig johnston
dalai clique
 
craig johnston's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: tea leaf towers - home of fine musical entertainment
Posts: 5,609
aww mads! we love you!


brilliant everyone!
__________________
the tea leaf family
craig johnston is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-25-2007, 02:48 AM   #7
Pixie Cherries
I can benchpress 300 oz.
 
Pixie Cherries's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 281
What happens to crows
when you feed them whiskey and bread.

--------------------------

A crow is made for flying
and talking all the time

My dad is made for mischief
He does it very fine

He bought some bread and whiskey,
and mixed it in a bowl

We rolled it into dough balls
then threw them on the roof

The crows were very thirsty
and ate the smelly bread

They went so very crazy
I hope that none got dead

A crow just talks like static
on the telephone line

But they weren't talking static
they started to unwind

And hung from all the branches
and the telephone line

We laughed ourselves so silly
We had a grand old time.


By Bernie
age 8
circa: 1963
Today I feel appropriately guilty for having fed whiskey to wildlife.
__________________
Just another out of work flea circus coreographer.
"Love is.........an act of endless forgiveness."
Pixie Cherries is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-04-2007, 05:38 AM   #8
MarsViolet
another crayon in the box
 
MarsViolet's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: SoCal
Posts: 29
Cadillac, Cadillac
Cadillac Black
pedal to the metal
don't gimme any flack!

Cadillac, Cadillac
Cadillac Pink
take me to Neiman's
gonna get me a mink!

Cadillac, Cadillac
Cadillac White
some rhymes rhyme
this one doesn't

Norma Jeane Mortenson, age 12
MarsViolet is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-03-2007, 04:58 AM   #9
Anna
n
 
Anna's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,752
Dear monkey lord you must agree upon my head, as you can plainly see, my teeth are sharp my jaws do crack and when you fly I will surely snap.

Oh, but green one, my little pup, we do not drink from a similar cup, and though I wish you well my friend, tis isn’t how you think it will end. For I king of the monkey lore have many adventures yet in story, so snap a snap and crack a crack I'll stretch my legs for this ride upon your back.

For a while they traveled together.

Is everything to your liking tresses lord? The ripples a bother, the stingers sore? Can I offer you closer inspection of your destination? The shade may be more accommodating to your future preoccupation.

You are a clever one, a scaly scoundrel indeed. Drift closer to that rock and let us see what we will see.

The sun it shine so on your back, admire I this shimmering glaze, water does not bond, obliged! Amazed! and your gate so fast, so sleek and smooth you are a master captain a king must of your brood.

You think? I mean, of course I am. Lengthy liberal librettos have been dedicated to me; on more than one occasion. Do take notice scruffy one of the two bumps on my head. It has been foretold by the queen of all queens that I will achieve great things; greater things than have ever been seen or imagined.

A remarkable accomplishment will be indeed, if you have the foresight to succeed.

Foresight?

Yes, foresight my dear friend, when you know a thing enough to predict its end. Pontificating he walked towards the tip of the reptile’s nose all the while pointing to the sky as his arms and head rose. You see it has nothing to do with manna from heaven's above or silly things like luck or love, but hard work and what learning brings, the monkey stopped short, the alligator started to sing. Ah furry one, I see what you mean, to know a thing is to know a thing. I learn quick as you can hear by my song and with a snap the monkey was gone.

Last edited by Anna : 12-28-2007 at 03:11 AM.
Anna is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-06-2007, 03:39 PM   #10
Angry Kid Hoyt
How long was I asleep?
 
Angry Kid Hoyt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
Posts: 594
The rain falls in drops
In our mouths and on our tongues
But you see, I chew
Angry Kid Hoyt is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-12-2007, 01:36 AM   #11
Brynn
constantly amazed
 
Brynn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: in the labyrinth of shared happiness
Posts: 6,206
Porn thread porn thread
I'd rather eat corn bread
__________________
1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.
3. Your foot will change direction.
Brynn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-12-2007, 02:09 AM   #12
Odbe
hope dope
 
Odbe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: down to earth
Posts: 1,908
^ Voila.
Odbe is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-12-2007, 08:29 PM   #13
trisherina
meretricious dilettante
 
trisherina's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 11,068
The thread is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh me to use the seam ripper; it leadeth me to baste my pleats. It restoreth my bobbin; it leadeth me on the path of buttonholing for its' name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the large dot, I will fear no evil; thy rotary cutter and thy yardstick they comfort me.

Thou preparest a cutting table before me in the presence of mine enemies; thou anointest my bearings; my sleeve arm runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all of the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of Elna forever.
__________________
Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard
trisherina is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-13-2007, 04:39 PM   #14
Angry Kid Hoyt
How long was I asleep?
 
Angry Kid Hoyt's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In a bright yellow house next to the cemetery
Posts: 594
Quote:
Originally Posted by trisherina View Post
The thread is my shepherd...
SNARF!
Trisherina is clever in that kind of scary, exciting way.
Angry Kid Hoyt is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is Off
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -3. The time now is 11:00 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.