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12-06-2005, 10:38 PM
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Christmas Mondegreens
Not really mondegreens. Not really anything. Just that I can't take anything too seriously this week. I'll start. You can finish or start a new one. Whatever.
While shepherds washed their socks by night All seated on the ground A bar of Velvet soap came down and they began to scrub “Fear not!” said they, for mighty dread Had seized their troubled minds Ingrained dirt and stubborn stains Had made washday a chore
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12-06-2005, 10:58 PM
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A joint effort by pfp and Snake.
angels we have heard get high on crystal meth and weed sweetly snacking on the planes and sleeping while they peed angels we have heard smoke crack while shooting up their veins it's hard to be a seraphim and drugs help with the pain
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12-06-2005, 11:49 PM
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Good King Wes and Lance looked out
On the feast of Stephen Steve was such a brawny lout Tan, with teeth so even.
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12-07-2005, 12:28 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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LOL!!!
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12-07-2005, 01:38 AM
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It's not a donkey!!
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12-07-2005, 01:44 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
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LOL!!!
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12-13-2007, 10:34 AM
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I took three shits on Christmas day
On Christmas day, on Christmas day I took three shits on Christmas day On Christmas day in the morning. And what was in those shits all three? On Christmas day, on Christmas day And what was in those shits all three? On Christmas day in the morning. My breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too On Christmas day, on Christmas day My breakfast, lunch, and dinner, too On Christmas day in the morning. Pray, whither sailed those shits all three? On Christmas day, on Christmas day Pray, whither sailed those shits all three? On Christmas day in the morning. They sailed to the sewage treatment plant On Christmas day, on Christmas day They sailed to the sewage treatment plant On Christmas day in the morning. So now it's true my shit don't stink On Christmas day, on Christmas day So now it's true my shit don't stink On Christmas day in the morning.
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12-28-2007, 03:27 AM
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meretricious dilettante
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The first Noel, the angels did say,
Was to spurt in poor shepherds in fields where they lay; In fields where they lay deep in their sheep, On a cold winter's night; there was no sleep. Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel, Born is the King of Israel. Apparently Christmas is the time for gay fetish porn in my house. 
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12-29-2007, 02:01 AM
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Dashen threw the snow
into one whore's open lay Orda feels Wego laughing all the way Belzin Bob tells Ring To make the spirits right with rum and fizz we laugh and sing a slaying song tonight
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