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01-18-2006, 03:56 PM
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
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Greetings Cards please
You may not win a Pulitzer A Nobel or a Booker, But we want you to have this prize Our family's favourite hooker  |
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01-18-2006, 04:37 PM
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feline, naturally
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: California
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It's your birthday
Well, whoopdie freakin' do
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Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison |
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01-18-2006, 04:47 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
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I admit when we met, I was cynic
But you are my true love Thank you Free Clinic!
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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01-19-2006, 10:28 AM
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left hanging
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream
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We heard that you were leaving
We'd like to gather round We'd like to sing a song of joy And lift you off the ground And as you walked out of the door We'd like to say Good Luck But when it comes to pricks like you We just don't give a **** |
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01-19-2006, 11:23 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,617
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Livers are red,
Fingers are blue, When it's too cold And I've the 'flu |
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01-19-2006, 11:27 AM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
Posts: 7,695
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On the outside:
As friends go... On the inside: You make a great table lamp.
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02-12-2006, 07:54 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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On the outside:
Happy Valentine's Day! On the inside: I want a divorce.
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02-14-2006, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a coign of the cliff between lowland and highland, at the sea-down's edge between windward and lee, walled round with rocks as an inland island, the ghost of a garden fronts the sea.
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02-15-2006, 03:27 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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On the outside:
Who says romance is dead? On the inside: I do. I changed the locks on the house.
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