making the world a better place - ZEFRANK.COM

trisherina · 02-19-2006, 01:19 PM

Set down your grand plans for making (your) world a better place.

no more perfume bottles shaped like phalluses or otherwise suggestive of sexual organs
uninvent MIDI
effective birth control for men packaged in bottled water, available FREE
mandatory MRI head with each driver's license

zero · 02-19-2006, 03:05 PM

turn it upside down
imagine a jellyfish swimming
breathe more deeply
permanent half-smile

Coffee · 02-19-2006, 04:22 PM

[*]No Walmarts or similar global economy dictating corporations
[*]No offshore bank accounts or company headquarters as tax dodges... corporations must pay corporate taxes to countries in proportion to the nationalities owners/stockholders
[*]Mandatory intelligence and competence tests (no open book) for all elected goverment officials with yearly pop-quizes
[*]Be-heading and assest siezing as official sentance for goverment corruption/abuse of power convictions
[*]No unsolicited faxes ( {{{sometimes you have to ask for one ridiculous thing that they can throw out in hopes of getting the other, more reasonable requests

)

zenbabe · 02-19-2006, 04:48 PM

cheese and ranch dressing for everyone!!!!

craig johnston · 02-19-2006, 05:46 PM

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[*]uninvent MIDI

huh? you mean the music thing?

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[*]effective birth control for men packaged in bottled water, available FREE

can we have it in beer please?

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[*]mandatory MRI head with each driver's license

huh? i need an extra head to drive?

trisherina · 02-19-2006, 07:44 PM

To give it its due, MIDI didn't start out bad. It was when it started getting used to make musical cell phone ring tones. "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" in MIDI begs to be put out of its misery.

Max Headroom · 02-19-2006, 08:04 PM

MIDI SPECTACULAR!!!!!!!

')

Frieda · 02-19-2006, 08:09 PM

ok

this thing should be forbidden

madasacutsnake · 02-19-2006, 10:33 PM

Every-one should collect something.

02-19-2006, 01:19 PM	#1
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	making the world a better place Set down your grand plans for making (your) world a better place. no more perfume bottles shaped like phalluses or otherwise suggestive of sexual organs uninvent MIDI effective birth control for men packaged in bottled water, available FREE mandatory MRI head with each driver's license __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

02-19-2006, 03:05 PM	#2
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	turn it upside down imagine a jellyfish swimming breathe more deeply permanent half-smile

02-19-2006, 04:48 PM	#4
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	cheese and ranch dressing for everyone!!!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

02-19-2006, 07:44 PM	#6
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	To give it its due, MIDI didn't start out bad. It was when it started getting used to make musical cell phone ring tones. "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" in MIDI begs to be put out of its misery. __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

02-19-2006, 08:04 PM	#7
Max Headroom monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: 20 minutes in the future Posts: 1,098	MIDI SPECTACULAR!!!!!!! ') __________________ Art takes something ugly and over time makes it beautiful, Fashion takes something beautiful and over time makes it ugly.

02-19-2006, 04:22 PM	#3
Coffee Cheeses Save Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Floating Posts: 9,204	[]No Walmarts or similar global economy dictating corporations []No offshore bank accounts or company headquarters as tax dodges... corporations must pay corporate taxes to countries in proportion to the nationalities owners/stockholders []Mandatory intelligence and competence tests (no open book) for all elected goverment officials with yearly pop-quizes []Be-heading and assest siezing as official sentance for goverment corruption/abuse of power convictions [*]No unsolicited faxes ( {{{sometimes you have to ask for one ridiculous thing that they can throw out in hopes of getting the other, more reasonable requests )

02-19-2006, 08:09 PM	#8
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	ok this thing should be forbidden __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

02-19-2006, 10:33 PM	#9
madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	Every-one should collect something. __________________ He really shatters the myth of white supremacy once and for all.

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