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zero · 04-11-2006, 12:08 PM

try to make coherent 26-line dialogues where each line begins with the next letter of the alphabet following on from the previous one
one line per person
the x and z lines will be tricky so if you're doing w or y try to write something that gives the next person a chance to maintain some sense or logic in the discourse

to begin:

:are you in?

dinzdale · 04-11-2006, 12:25 PM

bollocks

ambo · 04-11-2006, 12:35 PM

Could you elaborate ?

dinzdale · 04-11-2006, 12:36 PM

Dont get me started

jasmina · 04-11-2006, 12:54 PM

Everyone has to start somewhere!

LeahDear · 04-11-2006, 02:04 PM

Fellow zemonkeys, it's already started!

zero · 06-24-2008, 08:27 PM

fix the thread back

trisherina · 06-25-2008, 01:31 AM

CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

Hyakujo's Fox · 06-26-2008, 08:27 AM

CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

YsaPur EsChomuw · 07-02-2008, 12:01 PM

CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

Hyakujo's Fox · 07-02-2008, 12:25 PM

CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek.

CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us!

CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard.

CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ??

CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence!

CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking?

CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply.

CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met.

CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork.

CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one?

CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips.

CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two?

CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is!

CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.

Bman · 07-06-2008, 12:45 AM

Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner.

Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies.

CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century.

Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around!

seebe · 07-06-2008, 10:51 AM

Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner.

Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies.

CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century.

Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around!

Waiter: Excuse me sir, that little fat fellow in the pink dress over there wants to buy your whole family a drink. He says maybe that will loosen you's up.

trisherina · 07-06-2008, 12:19 PM

Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner.

Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies.

CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century.

Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around!

Waiter: Excuse me sir, that little fat fellow in the pink dress over there wants to buy your whole family a drink. He says maybe that will loosen you's up.

Diner #1's kid: Faggot in a pink dress, right, Dad?

zero · 07-09-2008, 10:19 AM

Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner.

Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies.

CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century.

Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around!

Waiter: Excuse me sir, that little fat fellow in the pink dress over there wants to buy your whole family a drink. He says maybe that will loosen you's up.

Diner #1's kid: Faggot in a pink dress, right, Dad?

CONTROL ROOM: Get everyone out of there - that STREM17 family-unit's circuit error is going offscale ...they're about to blow...

04-11-2006, 02:04 PM	#6
LeahDear monkey Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,538	Fellow zemonkeys, it's already started! __________________ I blame that Welsh tart!

06-25-2008, 01:31 AM	#8
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek. CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us! CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard. CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ?? CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence! CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking? CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply. CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met. CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork. CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one? CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips. CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two? CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is! __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

07-06-2008, 12:19 PM	#14
trisherina meretricious dilettante Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,068	Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner. Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies. CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century. Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around! Waiter: Excuse me sir, that little fat fellow in the pink dress over there wants to buy your whole family a drink. He says maybe that will loosen you's up. Diner #1's kid: Faggot in a pink dress, right, Dad? __________________ Because how we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives. -- Annie Dillard

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04-11-2006, 12:08 PM	#1
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	discourse try to make coherent 26-line dialogues where each line begins with the next letter of the alphabet following on from the previous one one line per person the x and z lines will be tricky so if you're doing w or y try to write something that gives the next person a chance to maintain some sense or logic in the discourse to begin: :are you in?

04-11-2006, 12:25 PM	#2
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	bollocks

04-11-2006, 12:35 PM	#3
ambo feline, naturally Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California Posts: 4,407	Could you elaborate ? __________________ Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution. Until we have not stopped to include violence as an option in our conflict management, we are still savages. --Thomas A. Edison

04-11-2006, 12:36 PM	#4
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	Dont get me started

04-11-2006, 12:54 PM	#5
jasmina Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,617	Everyone has to start somewhere!

06-24-2008, 08:27 PM	#7
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	fix the thread back

06-26-2008, 08:27 AM	#9
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek. CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us! CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard. CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ?? CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence! CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking? CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply. CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met. CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork. CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one? CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips. CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two? CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is! CHOPSTICK #3: Make me!

07-02-2008, 12:01 PM	#10
YsaPur EsChomuw oi Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,208	CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek. CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us! CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard. CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ?? CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence! CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking? CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply. CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met. CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork. CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one? CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips. CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two? CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is! CHOPSTICK #3: Make me! CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude.

07-02-2008, 12:25 PM	#11
Hyakujo's Fox left hanging Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: between the click of the light and the start of the dream Posts: 10,071	CHOPSTICK #1: Anchovies make my tips reek. CHOPSTICK #2: (cheerfully) Being disposable chopsticks though, reeky tips hardly matter to us! CHOPSTICK #1: Cheeky bastard. CHOPSTICK #2: Does it amuse you to call me names while I'm discussing the disposable chopstick condition ? Can't you try using your tip for once in your life ?? CHOPSTICK #2: Even if we are all disposable and will be egregiously thrust into the slovenly mouths of desperate New Yorkers, I still reserve the right to a fishy-stank free existence! CHOPSTICK #1: Fine. Let's say you have that right. How do you avoid the anchovies, practically speaking? CHOPSTICK #2: Generally, I ask them to move aside, and they comply. CHOPSTICK #1: Ha. Doesn't sound like any New York anchovy I've met. CHOPSTICK #2: I wish i was a fork. CHOPSTICK #1: Jealous traitor of noble and ancient chopstickhood! Just because they have three pointy tips? Are you aware of the fact that three pointy tips reek three times as much as one? CHOPSTICK #2: Kindly watch your tips. CHOPSTICK #3: Pardon me, but if the two of you plan to keep on gabbing, do you mind if we help ourselves to an anchovy or two? CHOPSTICK #1 & CHOPSTICK #2 (in unison): Leave the bloody alphabet the way it is! CHOPSTICK #3: Make me! CHOPSTICK #2: No, you must discipline yourself. I advise you to meditate and reconnect with the spirit of servitude. CHOPSTICK #3: Obedience is not my style. That's why I dumped that loser Chopstick #4, he was always telling me I had to come and meet him for a bite to eat.

07-06-2008, 12:45 AM	#12
Bman monkey Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 671	Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner. Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies. CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century. Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around!

07-06-2008, 10:51 AM	#13
seebe monkey Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 729	Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner. Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies. CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century. Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around! Waiter: Excuse me sir, that little fat fellow in the pink dress over there wants to buy your whole family a drink. He says maybe that will loosen you's up.

07-09-2008, 10:19 AM	#15
zero ª ★ ª Join Date: May 2004 Location: lª m°°n Posts: 13,853	Diner #1: Ahhhhhhh fark it, give me a damned fork. I can NOT pick up these anchovies for some odd reason, they keep slipping off of one of my chopsticks...and you kids stop playing Errol Flynn and eat your dinner. Diner #1's kid: But dad, we hate anchovies. CONTROL ROOM: Cut witricity to sushibar module, table seven - a family-unit of STREM17s is malfunctioning.. they've looped into unfunny mode.. one of even them said "fark".. that word was deleted at V1.O last century. Diner # 1: Do NOT make me angry! I swear I will turn this eatery right around! Waiter: Excuse me sir, that little fat fellow in the pink dress over there wants to buy your whole family a drink. He says maybe that will loosen you's up. Diner #1's kid: Faggot in a pink dress, right, Dad? CONTROL ROOM: Get everyone out of there - that STREM17 family-unit's circuit error is going offscale ...they're about to blow...