Fun Alphabet Story

[wickedcanobeans]

Another day the duck was alive, it was a good day...
But alas, it was still speaking only in haiku.
"Could this be it?" thought the duck as he entered Long Wong's Chinese Restaurant.
Despair flooded his heart when he noticed duck soup was the special that day.
Everyone enjoyed eating his sister, as it turned out.
For she had gone missing but only a day ago.
Gonesh cones we will light for her now..."Ommmmmmmmmm"
How brilliant the light is!
If only his mother could make the trip; she couldn't afford it.
"JOKES!!" he thought. "They're all a bunch of silly jokes!!"
Kitchen help doesn't earn much at IHOP.
Lemon saute was what he would be, well, saute'ing in if he didn't find a way out of this hellish nightmare...