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JesusTitties · 12-28-2003, 03:59 PM

and use that shampoo that makes girls have orgasms like in the commercials

Frieda · 12-28-2003, 04:43 PM

cooties?

JesusTitties · 12-28-2003, 07:19 PM

heres a little fckin lesson in driving in case any of you do this out there im just home for a week and im driving along and there is two lanes and a turning lane and some freak in a piece of shit van in front of me decides she is going to wave someone turning into a parking lot through even though she didnt account for the two lanes of oncoming traffic but hey shes stopping and totally blocking the fcking road so why shouldnt anyone else
especially me who is driving 80kmh coming up and has to slam on the breaks and hop the curb doing extensive damage to a company vehicle that is going to get me in shit
and to top it off when i get out of my car and walk over to her van she gets out and actually says what happened? WHAT hAPPENED? ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME
i hate you woman and i hope you get hit by a fcking bus tomorrow

Perky Pat · 12-28-2003, 07:30 PM

serves you right for messing around with herbal essences shampoo.

Magpie · 12-28-2003, 08:15 PM

Come on Pat, Jesus has had a rough day. Sounds like he could use a bottle don't you think? Not knowing his type in advance, I've choosen "Uplifting" for fine, limp types (no offense JT) for him. It seem's JT is loosing his powers, it may take several showers to replenish him.

Let us know how it goes JT...

priceyfatprude · 12-29-2003, 03:46 AM

I would so totally shampoo your crotch, if only to see your scar from the Bacon Incident. And also b/c I can smell it all the way down here.

Also, ppl in the left f*cking lane on the freeway--it's the fast lane for a reason. If you're not doing at least 15 over the speed limit, then get the F*CK OUTTA MY WAY.

rmr · 12-29-2003, 04:07 AM

well hot damn!!!!

funkytuba · 12-29-2003, 05:24 AM

you mean... JT should shampoo his crotch with this?

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Audreyvgs · 12-29-2003, 11:15 AM

If driving wasn't a sport, I wouldn't be interested in doing it.

rmr · 12-29-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkytuba
you mean... JT should shampoo his crotch with this?
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yes...........four hot damns on the house please!!!

zenbabe · 12-29-2003, 02:54 PM

just because...

agentsmith · 12-29-2003, 04:13 PM

i'll shampoo it, but only if i wont be in for a nasty surprise

JesusTitties · 12-29-2003, 05:40 PM

my kind of surprises are never nasty
i hope you like yogurt

HEYOO

agentsmith · 12-29-2003, 06:37 PM

splooooooooooge

JesusTitties · 12-29-2003, 07:34 PM

agent you can shampoo my crotch anytime, id drink your bathwater with a hint of garlic

how about giving ol jesus a little bobs your uncle.

12-28-2003, 03:59 PM	#1
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	shampoo my crotch and use that shampoo that makes girls have orgasms like in the commercials

12-28-2003, 04:43 PM	#2
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	cooties? __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

12-28-2003, 08:15 PM	#5
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Come on Pat, Jesus has had a rough day. Sounds like he could use a bottle don't you think? Not knowing his type in advance, I've choosen "Uplifting" for fine, limp types (no offense JT) for him. It seem's JT is loosing his powers, it may take several showers to replenish him. Let us know how it goes JT... __________________ Sometimes evil drives a mini van.

12-29-2003, 03:46 AM	#6
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	I would so totally shampoo your crotch, if only to see your scar from the Bacon Incident. And also b/c I can smell it all the way down here. Also, ppl in the left fcking lane on the freeway--it's the fast lane for a reason. If you're not doing at least 15 over the speed limit, then get the FCK OUTTA MY WAY. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

12-29-2003, 02:54 PM	#11
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	just because... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

12-28-2003, 07:19 PM	#3
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	heres a little fckin lesson in driving in case any of you do this out there im just home for a week and im driving along and there is two lanes and a turning lane and some freak in a piece of shit van in front of me decides she is going to wave someone turning into a parking lot through even though she didnt account for the two lanes of oncoming traffic but hey shes stopping and totally blocking the fcking road so why shouldnt anyone else especially me who is driving 80kmh coming up and has to slam on the breaks and hop the curb doing extensive damage to a company vehicle that is going to get me in shit and to top it off when i get out of my car and walk over to her van she gets out and actually says what happened? WHAT hAPPENED? ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME i hate you woman and i hope you get hit by a fcking bus tomorrow

12-28-2003, 07:30 PM	#4
Perky Pat burning bright Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: molotov Posts: 2,963	serves you right for messing around with herbal essences shampoo.

12-29-2003, 04:07 AM	#7
rmr Moderator Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,595	well hot damn!!!!

12-29-2003, 05:24 AM	#8
funkytuba Spone to Proonerisms Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Left Coast Posts: 4,531	you mean... JT should shampoo his crotch with this? >

12-29-2003, 11:15 AM	#9
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	If driving wasn't a sport, I wouldn't be interested in doing it.

12-29-2003, 04:13 PM	#12
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	i'll shampoo it, but only if i wont be in for a nasty surprise __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-29-2003, 05:40 PM	#13
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	my kind of surprises are never nasty i hope you like yogurt HEYOO

12-29-2003, 06:37 PM	#14
agentsmith rap geisha Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: . Posts: 5,588	splooooooooooge __________________ ----------- "Genesis: First, I'd like to say reality is invisible to the naked eye. You and me both know that life is a real bitch. Doing your best, you say? That's not good enough."

12-29-2003, 07:34 PM	#15
JesusTitties ¤¤¤¤¤¤¤ Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,124	agent you can shampoo my crotch anytime, id drink your bathwater with a hint of garlic how about giving ol jesus a little bobs your uncle.

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