Random meaningless questions - ZEFRANK.COM

ella baby · 01-08-2003, 12:22 PM

1. So, can you dance better than Ze?
in my demented opinion (under the influence of an amazing amount of alcohol and tonns of processed food with E numbers) I could never reach the height of gracefulness nor acrobatic cleverness that is ze's dancing

2. You are alone late at night in a large house, you hear a suspicious noise coming from the shed outside. Do you investigate?
definately not. Unless of course I have the local Rugby team over, then I'd send them out to have a look.

3. 15 minutes of fame. Describe a time when you were “the bomb”.
Not happened yet, and am not sure I want it to

4. Secret shame?
Wouldn't be a secret if I told now, would it?

5. Is a barrel of monkeys fun…or sad?
extremely sad.

6. Does the end justify the means?
completely depends on the end, the means, the justification, the perspective and people involved

7. Are you happy with your middle name?
don't have one, so yes

8. How many languages can you speak?
3 and a quarter

9. Is the glass half empty or half full?
half full, but would prefer it to be overflowing

10. Have you ever finished the song “99 bottles of beer on the wall”?
not even tried it yet, so no

11. Have you ever finished 99 bottles of beer?
hmmm, think I got to 4, but beer is not really my alcohol of choice

12. Do you always obey the crab?
not sure why I would want to obey a decapod that is related to lobsters and crayfish, though am sure that his commands are always highly obey-able

13. Where are you going the next time you get up?
kitchen for a more drink

14. Last and most important: Do you know where your towel is?
nope no idea. should I know?

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01-08-2003, 12:22 PM	#11
ella baby Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London Posts: 3	1. So, can you dance better than Ze? in my demented opinion (under the influence of an amazing amount of alcohol and tonns of processed food with E numbers) I could never reach the height of gracefulness nor acrobatic cleverness that is ze's dancing 2. You are alone late at night in a large house, you hear a suspicious noise coming from the shed outside. Do you investigate? definately not. Unless of course I have the local Rugby team over, then I'd send them out to have a look. 3. 15 minutes of fame. Describe a time when you were “the bomb”. Not happened yet, and am not sure I want it to 4. Secret shame? Wouldn't be a secret if I told now, would it? 5. Is a barrel of monkeys fun…or sad? extremely sad. 6. Does the end justify the means? completely depends on the end, the means, the justification, the perspective and people involved 7. Are you happy with your middle name? don't have one, so yes 8. How many languages can you speak? 3 and a quarter 9. Is the glass half empty or half full? half full, but would prefer it to be overflowing 10. Have you ever finished the song “99 bottles of beer on the wall”? not even tried it yet, so no 11. Have you ever finished 99 bottles of beer? hmmm, think I got to 4, but beer is not really my alcohol of choice 12. Do you always obey the crab? not sure why I would want to obey a decapod that is related to lobsters and crayfish, though am sure that his commands are always highly obey-able 13. Where are you going the next time you get up? kitchen for a more drink 14. Last and most important: Do you know where your towel is? nope no idea. should I know?