How Dirty-Minded Are You?

[RuneT]

Please answer these questions the best you can. When you are finished, you can scroll down to check the correct answers. Thank you for your cooperation.

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?


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ANSWERS:
1. talk
2. legs
3. a twenty dollar bill
4. firetruck
5. bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt)
6. pants
7. fork
8. Almond Joy candy bar
9. grit
10. last name

source: sillygirl.com

[noxxville]

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in "k" and means the same as intercourse?

Talk

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Legs

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

Money

4. What word starts with "f " and ends with "u-c-k"?

I know this, because I've heard it before, but I disagree with firetruck being a single word.

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in "u-n-t " one of which is a word for a woman?

Bunt
Hunt
Runt
Aunt - That'd be your woman
Punt

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

Shed

7. What four letter word begins with "f " and ends with " k", and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

Fork

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

Shit...

9. What four-letter word ends in "i-t " and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

...i was doing good....

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Last name (although the last one isn't always true)


After reading the answers....I guess I didn't do too bad. I think "Shed" is an acceptable answer for #6, what do you think?

[RuneT]

Shed is good.

Butt! apparantly you have no contact with you dirty and perverted self, noxxville! For a guy, that is a reason to worry! I perscribe 2 hours sitting in with dinzdale.

[noxxville]

(Rams head into desk)

(staggers)

All those were about chicks and sex right?

[RuneT]

how many times have you seen this before?

[noxxville]

Never as a consolidated list. I'd just hear one every now and again. I store answers to useless questions in the part of my brain that is stereotypically reserved for baseball stats.

[1kookykat]

What sticks so far out of a man's pajamas that you can hang a hat on it?

[noxxville]

his head

[bealeblues]

both of them, if he's lucky....

sorry, had to say it