A response to all my email in 2003 and 2004

[zenbabe]

You Irresistible Kumquat!

Egads!
Lordy!!
Honey, here's a real
flabbergaster about
the male beast:

The latest cutting edge research
shows that a bloke's brain lights up
like a juke box when he's shown
pictures of attractive women. Yes.
(Yawn) We all sorta know that. But
here's the fascinating part---- not only
does the sexual arousal area of the chap's
brain light up, but ALSO the areas for
memory, decision making, and
emotional processing.

I.E. almost his whole damn pumpkin ignites
like a jack-o'-lantern when he sees
a picture of a bewitching female. Hence:
PUT UP MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF
ON GREATBOYFRIENDS.COM AND
GREATGIRLFRIENDS.COM. It's free
and for gawdsakes make them as charming
as possible! The male beast is hard-wired
to make mating decisions VISUALLY.
(Actually, it's turning out that
ALL male primate brains may be
programmed this way, Orangutans,
Chimps, Ryan Seacrest, etc., etc.)

Of course women love looking at pictures
of attractive men too (but we also need
a little conversation---our brains don't
light up completely till we're enthralled
emotionally.)

So put up some new shots of the
chap you recommended. (And remember,
Doll, if you've recommended
a handsome rogue and never
put up his picture before,
putting up a delicious photo
now will give you a FREE month!)

So get on it, honey! Aw, Hells bells,
I'll take your picture MYSELF---- If you
live in Toronto or New York. I'll be at
Indigo Books (corner Yonge & Eglinton in
Toronto) tonight! (March 24) 7:00 p.m. (Flapping
my gums about how to LAND
A MAN IN SIX WEEKS!)

Or if you live in New York, I'll take
your picture at the very fabulous Bendel's,
Wednesday Night, March 31 at 6:00 p.m.
Fifth Avenue. I'm on my lovely
MR. RIGHT, RIGHT NOW! book
tour and would adore seeing
you!

Love E. Jean
(And love from Cande, too. It is she who has been
plaguing me to get this letter out!)
P.S.
Speaking of MR. RIGHT, RIGHT NOW! Lirone and Tracy,
the two feisty New York women who went on
the CBS EARLY SHOW and tested the 6 Week Plan
in the book, MR. RIGHT, RIGHT NOW!----- Well,
Doll, they BOTH landed fantastic men.
(Check out Tracy's hilarious diary on
Greatboyfriends.com. She describes
what it's like falling in love in front of
TV cameras)