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[JesusTitties]

i bought this house im living in now about 2 months ago down in the toronto beach, however property is hard to come by so systematically the houses are built rather close together. fair enough.

until my third week here, i notice some dude across the path from me in his bedroom beating it like it owes him money every single night with the curtains open - window directly parallel to mine.

he lays on his stomach naked, and props his feet up against the wall, and slides his bobsyouruncle into between the mattresses, and girates until he gets full release.

it was funny for about a month but now, as i look over my shoulder and he's doing it as we speak im getting a little tired of it.
ive put him on live webcam, ive called friends over to come watch.. we've even given him morse code with my flashlight.