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Spicy Jack · 04-01-2004, 05:56 PM

This Just In:

"Speaking of stupidity, I put on the wrong pants this morning and didn't discover it untill i got to work. There's a huge hole in the crotch. I'm wearing crotchless pants at work! Aren't you the one who went thru my closet?!? Shouldn't you've thrown these pants out?! "

I love my friends!

sparticle · 04-01-2004, 06:12 PM

PC Maintenance Instructions:

1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin
4. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?"
5. Answer "Yes" by firmly left-clicking the mouse button

Repeat as needed.

Avalon · 04-01-2004, 06:14 PM

Frieda, you're a sweetheart

zenbabe · 04-01-2004, 07:52 PM

All time new favorite Lifetime movie quote:

"What would you do if you had him?"

"I would put his privates in a vice grip, clamp it down hard, lock it, then put his switchblade down next to him....then I would light the room on fire....."

Spicy Jack · 04-01-2004, 07:52 PM

nice.

Wldchld · 04-01-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Avalon
We had to have the same talk..only about lying by omission.
"I didn't lie, I didn't even tell her"

The best was when my daughter brought home some badly done school work, and my husband told her : I do not want to see papers like this again. Well, we didn't lol.....She just didn't bring them home anymore! So when we asked her..any bad papers in your bag? She always said no...and there weren't, so she didn't think it was a lie. First grade logic

I used to do that when I was a kid!lol I got in soooo much trouble. But I didn't "lie". Now I'm thinking of what I have to look forward to in the next few years. Fun fun fun!

Hermione · 04-02-2004, 04:21 AM

"We regretfully inform you that we cannot offer you admission for Fall 2004"

Translation:

"we hate you. you're not good enough"

zenbabe · 04-02-2004, 05:29 AM

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!

Spicy Jack · 04-16-2004, 03:37 PM

The people installing the fire alarm system in our hospital have set it off like 5 times today by mistake. All the doors slam shut (and there are doors like every 10 feet) and the look on the patients faces are priceless. Workers are running around trying to get the lady on the PA to announce that it is only a test. It just struck me as funny for some reason.

Avalon · 04-16-2004, 07:21 PM

this did make me laugh

Barbara Walters of 60 Minutes (USA) did a story on gender roles in
Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women
customarily
walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.

She returned to Kabul recently and observed that women still walk
behind their husbands, but now seem to walk even further back and are
happy with
the old custom.

Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do
you
now seem happy with the old custom that you used to try and change?"

"Land mines," said the woman.

Audreyvgs · 04-18-2004, 10:54 AM

My husband threw french fries at the dogs to see if they could catch, and then I wanted to try. I was runnin like 25-1 against getting one, they were hitting me (not hard) in the lips, eyes, and ears...finally one went down my throat by itself and i had to quit, I was laughin too hard to see anyway...so was everybody else, and the Bink was rollin on the floor laughin.

Magpie · 04-18-2004, 12:01 PM

Aud, Aud, Aud... might I suggest video taping your next dog tricks to share with us all? I just want to know, were you on your hands and knees too while attempting this?

Audreyvgs · 04-18-2004, 01:41 PM

hahhah I was sittin in one of those plastic chairs outside, and i damn near broke it. no movies. no proof.

Magpie · 04-18-2004, 02:03 PM

Stupid human tricks

sparticle · 04-18-2004, 05:57 PM

All the drunken antics on the board last night. Laughing fit to pee my pants.

04-01-2004, 06:14 PM	#63
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Frieda, you're a sweetheart __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

04-01-2004, 07:52 PM	#64
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	All time new favorite Lifetime movie quote: "What would you do if you had him?" "I would put his privates in a vice grip, clamp it down hard, lock it, then put his switchblade down next to him....then I would light the room on fire....." __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-02-2004, 05:29 AM	#68
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-16-2004, 07:21 PM	#70
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	this did make me laugh Barbara Walters of 60 Minutes (USA) did a story on gender roles in Kabul several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands. She returned to Kabul recently and observed that women still walk behind their husbands, but now seem to walk even further back and are happy with the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, "Why do you now seem happy with the old custom that you used to try and change?" "Land mines," said the woman. __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

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04-01-2004, 05:56 PM	#61
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	This Just In: "Speaking of stupidity, I put on the wrong pants this morning and didn't discover it untill i got to work. There's a huge hole in the crotch. I'm wearing crotchless pants at work! Aren't you the one who went thru my closet?!? Shouldn't you've thrown these pants out?! " I love my friends!

04-01-2004, 06:12 PM	#62
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	PC Maintenance Instructions: 1. Open a new file in your PC 2. Name it "George W. Bush" 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin 4. Your PC will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of George W. Bush?" 5. Answer "Yes" by firmly left-clicking the mouse button Repeat as needed.

04-02-2004, 04:21 AM	#67
Hermione monkey Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,060	"We regretfully inform you that we cannot offer you admission for Fall 2004" Translation: "we hate you. you're not good enough"

04-16-2004, 03:37 PM	#69
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	The people installing the fire alarm system in our hospital have set it off like 5 times today by mistake. All the doors slam shut (and there are doors like every 10 feet) and the look on the patients faces are priceless. Workers are running around trying to get the lady on the PA to announce that it is only a test. It just struck me as funny for some reason.

04-18-2004, 10:54 AM	#71
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	My husband threw french fries at the dogs to see if they could catch, and then I wanted to try. I was runnin like 25-1 against getting one, they were hitting me (not hard) in the lips, eyes, and ears...finally one went down my throat by itself and i had to quit, I was laughin too hard to see anyway...so was everybody else, and the Bink was rollin on the floor laughin.

04-18-2004, 12:01 PM	#72
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Aud, Aud, Aud... might I suggest video taping your next dog tricks to share with us all? I just want to know, were you on your hands and knees too while attempting this?

04-18-2004, 01:41 PM	#73
Audreyvgs Blue's Clues Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: on Yur Last Nerve, huh? Posts: 5,412	hahhah I was sittin in one of those plastic chairs outside, and i damn near broke it. no movies. no proof.

04-18-2004, 02:03 PM	#74
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	Stupid human tricks

04-18-2004, 05:57 PM	#75
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	All the drunken antics on the board last night. Laughing fit to pee my pants.