Are you a lady or a real woman?

[lapietra]

Someone just sent this to me - the last line reminded me of something PFP just posted

Ladies -vs- Real Women

1. Ladies- If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still

cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for

an instant fix-me up.

Real Women- If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too

damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will

eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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2. Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on

your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might

still have the headache, but who cares!

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3. Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone

to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for

Pete's sake, you are probably lying down on the couch, with your feet up

anyway!

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4. Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with

the potatoes.

Real Women- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry

about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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5. Ladies- When a cake recipe call for flouring the baking pan, use a

bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the

outside of the cake.

Real Women- Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it for you!

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6. Ladies- Brush some egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a

beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women- Sara Lee frozen freaking pie directions do not include

brushing egg white over anything, so don't do it!

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7. Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish

washing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!

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8. Ladies- Don't throw out all the leftover wine, Freeze into ice cubes

for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women- What leftover wine???

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9. Ladies- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.

Real Women- A true friend will be sitting next to you saying,

"Damn.....that was fun!"