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priceyfatprude · 04-05-2004, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Magpie
When my husband can ... meet me at the door in a g-string

Magpie is responsible for water spit all over my screen & keyboard.

dinzdale · 04-05-2004, 10:49 AM

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Originally posted by Avalon
Have dinner ready

Don't greet him with compaints and problems
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice
Don't complain if he is late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor as to what he may have been through during the day.
Don't ask him questions abouthis actions or question his judgement. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such he will exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION HIM.

A good wife knows her place.

Seems only reasonable to me.....some of you could learn a LOT from articles like this.

Avalon · 04-05-2004, 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by dinzdale
Seems only reasonable to me.....some of you could learn a LOT from articles like this.

I was waiting for this

sparticle · 04-05-2004, 11:49 AM

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Originally posted by dinzdale
Seems only reasonable to me.....some of you could learn a LOT from articles like this.

Yeah, like what to avoid!

dinzdale · 04-05-2004, 12:02 PM

I think you'd be more appreciated if you got with the program.

Spicy Jack · 04-05-2004, 01:18 PM

Whom ever is bringing home the money and supporting the family should be treated with respect and cared for.

nycwriters · 04-05-2004, 01:21 PM

Whomever is living in the home should be treated with respect and cared for.

Wldchld · 04-05-2004, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by Avalon
. You just know this was written by a man!(Good House Keeping circa May 13, 1955

Have dinner ready

Don't greet him with compaints and problems

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice

Don't complain if he is late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor as to what he may have been through during the day.

Don't ask him questions abouthis actions or question his judgement. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such he will exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION HIM.

A good wife knows her place.
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This is too funny! It cracks me up, & sounds so goofy for this day & age, but I guess there are always a few ppl that would really like to bring this idea back into reality.

lapietra · 04-05-2004, 02:30 PM

Have dinner ready...

Don't greet her with compaints and problems..

Arrange her pillow and offer to take off her shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice...

Don't complain if she is late for dinner or even if she stays out all night. Count this as minor as to what she may have been through during the day.

Don't ask her questions about her actions or question her judgement. Remember, she is the mistress of the house and as such she will exercise her will with fairness and truthfulness.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION HER.

A good husband knows his place.

Now this... this reads more like it should.

Avalon · 04-05-2004, 02:36 PM

GO Lala!

madasacutsnake · 04-06-2004, 12:01 AM

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Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice...

I've always found a low and threatening voice to work.

04-05-2004, 02:30 PM	#39
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Have dinner ready... Don't greet her with compaints and problems.. Arrange her pillow and offer to take off her shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice... Don't complain if she is late for dinner or even if she stays out all night. Count this as minor as to what she may have been through during the day. Don't ask her questions about her actions or question her judgement. Remember, she is the mistress of the house and as such she will exercise her will with fairness and truthfulness. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO QUESTION HER. A good husband knows his place. Now this... this reads more like it should. __________________ “As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.” ~ Mel Brooks

04-05-2004, 02:36 PM	#40
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	GO Lala! __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

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04-05-2004, 12:02 PM	#35
dinzdale King of the špatnýs Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: was that dog Posts: 9,411	I think you'd be more appreciated if you got with the program.

04-05-2004, 01:18 PM	#36
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	Whom ever is bringing home the money and supporting the family should be treated with respect and cared for.

04-05-2004, 01:21 PM	#37
nycwriters Stuck in T.O. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Floundering Posts: 4,134	Whomever is living in the home should be treated with respect and cared for.