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dinzdale · 03-25-2004, 05:07 PM

Did you make those yourself?

Magpie · 03-25-2004, 05:16 PM

Yes, every well-rounded stay at home Mom is adept at making these useful little items

Frieda · 03-25-2004, 05:38 PM

looks like one is slightly bigger than the other

zenbabe · 03-25-2004, 06:27 PM

I have a whole box of doiley's in my hope chest that has been 'passed down', and they are going to stay in that box until either I die or the antique road show comes to town.....

catbelly · 03-25-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Magpie
Yes, every well-rounded stay at home Mom is adept at making these useful little items

LOL Magpie!!

*imagining Martha taking measurements and making doilies for the sistahs*

sparticle · 03-25-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by catbelly
LOL Magpie!!

*imagining Martha taking measurements and making doilies for the sistahs*

Maybe now that Martha's going bye-bye I can take over and do things a little differently. I'll start a magazine: "Sparticle's Living -- And Boy, Is She!" It could be sort of like a mixture of Architectural Digest and Lapidary Journal, but it would feature a "What Color Was That Noise?" contest every month and I'd have a swimsuit issue every March featuring Richie Sexson, Brendan Shanahan, Ed Burns, Trey Anastasio and Hugh Jackman. Oh, and recipes. Yeah. Go pick some fresh mesclun still damp with dew, have your illegal immigrant housemaid tie it in little bundles with ribbon you wove yourself from your high school prom gown, throw the whole thing in the trash and give the maid the day off, open a bag of Cheez Doodles and turn on the ballgame. Yeah, baby!

Ahem. Okay. Back to the Spring cleaning. Maybe I shouldn't use these products without adequate ventilation....

zenbabe · 03-25-2004, 07:56 PM

Martha should buy some stock in Philip Morris, cause you know she is gonna have massive shipments of cig's sent in to pay off the pimp queens!

madasacutsnake · 03-26-2004, 06:21 AM

That's not a doiley, THIS is a doiley. And I am the doiley queen. So there.

Dark Chocolate · 04-01-2004, 01:18 AM

I could go for some hot smokin’ doiley sex.

Smartypants · 04-01-2004, 01:29 AM

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Originally posted by madasacutsnake
That's not a doiley, THIS is a doiley. And I am the doiley queen. So there.

Now if I were a crabby nit-pickin' stickler, I would say that those were not doilies, but antimacassars, and if I were a really very extremely crabby nit-pickin' stickler who was in a nasty mood, I might even opine that Doily Queen is a title that should be reserved only for people who can spell doily. But since I'm not any of those things, I am not saying or opining anything.

excuse me but i am now going to run over here and hide in the corner

04-01-2004, 01:45 AM

zenbabe is a doiley queen.

madasacutsnake · 04-01-2004, 06:53 AM

Hey Mr Smarty Pants.

If you want to get crabby and nit-pickin, the correct spelling is actually D'Oyley. Otherwise it is doiley or doilies plural. Which is what they in the pic are, not antimacassars (from the early "Macassar" hair cream), or chair backs.

I sell more doileys per year than any other seller on ebay so

a) I know my stuff

and ergo

b) I AM the doiley queen

priceyfatprude · 04-01-2004, 06:57 AM

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Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Hey Mr Smarty Pants.
b) I AM the doiley queen

So is he.

Smartypants · 04-01-2004, 07:07 AM

Quote:

quote:
Originally posted by madasacutsnake
Hey Mr Smarty Pants.
b) I AM the doiley queen

Originally posted by priceyfatprude
So is he.

LOL!!!

madasacutsnake · 04-06-2004, 08:40 AM

The investigation of Martha Stewart continues. Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient. First you boil the chicken in water. And then you dump the stock.

03-25-2004, 05:38 PM	#18
Frieda in limbo Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 19,503	looks like one is slightly bigger than the other __________________ zoek waar je wil, maar het zit in jezelf oh yeah

03-25-2004, 06:27 PM	#19
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I have a whole box of doiley's in my hope chest that has been 'passed down', and they are going to stay in that box until either I die or the antique road show comes to town..... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

03-25-2004, 07:56 PM	#22
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	Martha should buy some stock in Philip Morris, cause you know she is gonna have massive shipments of cig's sent in to pay off the pimp queens! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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Dark Chocolate Seductress Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: In your mouth Posts: 239	I could go for some hot smokin’ doiley sex. __________________ dark. rich. scrumptious. indescribably beautiful.

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madasacutsnake no more nice girl Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,054	The investigation of Martha Stewart continues. Her recipe for chicken casserole is quite efficient. First you boil the chicken in water. And then you dump the stock.