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Old 04-06-2004, 10:19 AM   #16
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you're a hippy, aren't you

i mean that in the best way possible

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Old 04-06-2004, 10:20 AM   #17
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um, no, a Christian. As if you didn't know.

I'll leave you guys to it now..
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Old 04-06-2004, 10:22 AM   #18
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prize!

hey, that's ok. i used to believe in astrology (just playing w/you, please donot get all mad - i respect your prefence and am about to go to work w/my christian coworkers, whom i respect and admire, excluding their belief in a metaphysical savior)
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:15 PM   #19
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:hugs chuckie:

Fodder why you throwing rocks at them for singing? Don't do that unless they're throwing pamplets at you!

It's equally narrowminded to want to hurt a bunch of singers because they're singing about their lord. Be nice, woman.
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Old 04-06-2004, 12:33 PM   #20
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but they were "handing out" pamphlets.

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Lauren passes by a tent of folk-rawk 4 jesus and smiles at their peace-having. She doesn't think any impure thoughts nor does she scowl at them.

Someone tries to hand her a pamphlet and she shakes her head no. Someone else stops right in front of her. She removes her headphones from her ears.

"How you doing today?" And so on.

ppl like this ruin it for everyone. they think they're being nice, but really they are ignoring the fact that i'm wearing headphones and am trying to ignore them. thus ppl like this give folk-rawk4 jesus a bad name.

also i am prejudiced against converters bc of the other christfreaks that hold up huge signs and shout into megaphones about how we're all going to hell. that and scientologists are across the street.
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:37 PM   #21
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but they were "handing out" pamphlets.

I think it would be more funny if, when they hand you a pamphlet, you hand them something you've written.
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:45 PM   #22
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what funny stuff should i say to them when I pass and they ask me if "i've got a minute for the lord" today
You could tell them:
"I am the Lord. What do you have to say for yourself?"
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:56 PM   #23
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i just grab them by the shoulders and appealingly look into their eyes and ask, "so you want to go to heaven?"
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:21 PM   #24
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i just grab them by the shoulders and appealingly look into their eyes and ask, "so you want to go to heaven?"

...and then knee them in the groin?
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:43 PM   #25
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no, like totally make out w/them

take them to heaven, you know
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:44 PM   #26
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Good call!
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Old 04-06-2004, 02:48 PM   #27
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fodder, I'm guessing you hate cheerleaders, greeks, athletes, club memebers, basically anyone that gives a damn about anything. I am also guessing they are enjoyiing college a hell of a lot more then you ever will.
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Old 04-06-2004, 03:20 PM   #28
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yeah, f-ck all those people




















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