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agentsmith · 04-02-2004, 12:44 AM

Willow Sylph · 04-02-2004, 12:57 AM

That's hilareous! I love The Onion.

catbelly · 04-02-2004, 01:26 AM

Tooooo funny ... we had a survey at work today, unfortunately I wasn't able to write comments ... was fantasizing about something similar though.

zenbabe · 04-02-2004, 01:28 AM

also

sparticle · 04-02-2004, 01:32 AM

The Onion rocks. It reminds me of the old National Lampoon magazine, as it was back in the late 70's.

Willow Sylph · 04-02-2004, 01:37 AM

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...It reminds me of the old National Lampoon magazine, as it was back in the late 70's.

There was a National Lampoons magazine?! How funny.

sparticle · 04-02-2004, 01:43 AM

OMG! Yes, there was a NatLamp magazine. I had to read it by candlelight -- they didn't invent electric lights until I was twenty-five. ROFL

zenbabe · 04-02-2004, 01:45 AM

but what about an automobile fire in which Ben and Jennifer are shown perishing in a slow-motion montage, their newfound love discarded as they try desperately to claw their way past each other's melting bodies, while slowly roasting to death in their own fat?

You'd be surprised at how many people came up with that one.

Or having them crawl through a field of broken glass while a safely booted and gloved Christopher Walken casually advances on them with a spray bottle of acid and a pair of bolt-cutters?

I must say, a part of me loves the idea of them chewing each other to death during a 14-minute dolly shot."

priceyfatprude · 04-02-2004, 01:47 AM

She dies 15 minutes into Jersey Girl, and they are using that as a major selling point.

But truthfully, I could've taken another 5 minutes of her.

zenbabe · 04-02-2004, 01:54 AM

I keep getting shot down when I am at blockbuster and try to talk J into getting it just to see how bad it really is. But I just can't justify it...it's gonna have to go on the Netflix queue.

It's kinda like whenever Madonna does a movie...........

Avalon · 04-02-2004, 08:17 PM

The only reason I agreed to go see Jersey Girl is because I watched a Kevin Smith special and he promised that she died 15 minutes into the flick. After I heard that, I was good to go.
I know that sounds mean, but I m Jlo'd out.

noxxville · 04-06-2004, 04:45 PM

I despise young ms Lo. I would rather watch my left foot be consumed by my garbage disposal than have to sit through anything she is in.

04-02-2004, 12:44 AM	#1
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04-02-2004, 12:57 AM	#2
Willow Sylph monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,608	That's hilareous! I love The Onion. __________________ Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

04-02-2004, 01:28 AM	#4
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04-02-2004, 01:45 AM	#8
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	HAHAHHAHAHHHAA!!! but what about an automobile fire in which Ben and Jennifer are shown perishing in a slow-motion montage, their newfound love discarded as they try desperately to claw their way past each other's melting bodies, while slowly roasting to death in their own fat? You'd be surprised at how many people came up with that one. Or having them crawl through a field of broken glass while a safely booted and gloved Christopher Walken casually advances on them with a spray bottle of acid and a pair of bolt-cutters? I must say, a part of me loves the idea of them chewing each other to death during a 14-minute dolly shot." __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-02-2004, 01:47 AM	#9
priceyfatprude girthy pickles Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: under your desk Posts: 9,313	She dies 15 minutes into Jersey Girl, and they are using that as a major selling point. But truthfully, I could've taken another 5 minutes of her. __________________ "We like your board's features...but don't care about it's people"

04-02-2004, 01:26 AM	#3
catbelly monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: the north Posts: 1,757	Tooooo funny ... we had a survey at work today, unfortunately I wasn't able to write comments ... was fantasizing about something similar though.

04-02-2004, 01:32 AM	#5
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	The Onion rocks. It reminds me of the old National Lampoon magazine, as it was back in the late 70's.

04-02-2004, 01:43 AM	#7
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	OMG! Yes, there was a NatLamp magazine. I had to read it by candlelight -- they didn't invent electric lights until I was twenty-five. ROFL

04-02-2004, 01:54 AM	#10
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	I keep getting shot down when I am at blockbuster and try to talk J into getting it just to see how bad it really is. But I just can't justify it...it's gonna have to go on the Netflix queue. It's kinda like whenever Madonna does a movie........... __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

04-02-2004, 08:17 PM	#11
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	The only reason I agreed to go see Jersey Girl is because I watched a Kevin Smith special and he promised that she died 15 minutes into the flick. After I heard that, I was good to go. I know that sounds mean, but I m Jlo'd out. __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

04-06-2004, 04:45 PM	#12
noxxville Disco Maven Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: NC...seriously....how did that happen? Posts: 2,024	I despise young ms Lo. I would rather watch my left foot be consumed by my garbage disposal than have to sit through anything she is in. __________________ Call that guy butter because he's on a roll!

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