Road Kill

[Klynne]

Tell me what you have killed with your car.

I will go first.

I have hit two deer. (Not at the same time, but on the same rural road two weeks apart. My family has hit thirteen deer altogether. We are very talented at killing deer with our vehicles)

Easter Sunday a turkey committed suicide on my windshield. Completely shattered it. Dumb turkey. It was either swerve and hit a tree, or kill the turkey. I opted to hit the turkey.