04-22-2004, 11:30 AM
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It's just words I write
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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Yes, I could ask regulars on the zefrank message board.
What does it pay? |
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04-22-2004, 02:43 PM
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monkey
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Just the personal satisfaction of a job well done.
When can you start? |
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04-22-2004, 02:50 PM
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It's just words I write
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 1,467
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I guess I already started...
Why is my neighbours grass greener than mine? |
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04-22-2004, 08:23 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
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It's not grass, it's astro turf.
How long is the line at the license bureau??
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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04-22-2004, 08:44 PM
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in the middle of it
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Texas
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The people in the bar down the street are in line too.
Why do people act so goofy around exes?
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Keep your words soft & sweet, just in case you have to eat them. |
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04-22-2004, 09:04 PM
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Brains! Brains!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: behind you
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because they have to act like everything is alright and are better off without them. stupid stuff like that.
Who is going lightning bike riding with me in orange jumpsuits? (bike thread) |
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04-23-2004, 05:22 AM
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It's just words I write
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Warsaw, Poland
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I will.
Why does the cookoo refuse to raise its own baby cookoos? |
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04-26-2004, 03:53 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Oh, yeah!
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Because it sees what misery humans go through raising their kids so they kick them out of the nest early and go play in Acapulco.
Is there life after death? |
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04-26-2004, 03:59 PM
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Brains! Brains!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: behind you
Posts: 4,535
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You're dead. That's it. You life on earth will be over. Other people will still be alive though, so sure, there is life after death, just not yours.
What have we learned today folks? |
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04-26-2004, 04:53 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: A much better place
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That it sucks to be dead.
What time do they start handing out the halo's and harps?
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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx |
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04-26-2004, 04:56 PM
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
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Why worry? You'll be in line for horns and hooves.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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04-26-2004, 05:00 PM
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Brains! Brains!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: behind you
Posts: 4,535
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No. Forgeting to take your meds and running around in a thong covered in peanut butter makes you a bad person.
Are you feeling better now? |
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04-26-2004, 05:03 PM
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
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Better now that I know I'm not the only one.
Laundry night or drink-and-fall over night? |
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04-26-2004, 05:05 PM
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Brains! Brains!
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: behind you
Posts: 4,535
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DRINK AND FALL OVER NIGHT!!!!!!!
Will there be dancing? |
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04-26-2004, 05:08 PM
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King of the patnýs
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: was that dog
Posts: 9,411
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If I can find the right shoes.
 Then maybe I wont look like a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest. Will these pants go another day? |
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