The Road to Iraq

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SCRIPT SYNOPSIS:

"THE ROAD TO IRAQ" (In the spirit of the "Road" Movies starring Bob Hope and Bing Crosby, with a take on "Beverly Hillbillies television show)

Starring President George W. Bush (R) as: "Jethro" and Senator Tom Daschle(D) as: "Uncle Jed". "Granny" played by Senator Hilary Rodham Clinton (D), Ellie Mae played by a random hot intern (D) or (R) who cares what her politics are, lookit those tits...

MASTER SHOT (FADE IN): THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES MANSION FROM THE SHOW.
"JETHRO" IS BY THE POOL WITH "UNCLE JED", ANIMATEDLY TELLING HOW HE'S GOING
TO CHANGE THE WORLD BEFORE THE 2004 ELECTION. "GRANNY" and "ELLIE MAE" (WITH A CRITTER IN HER ARMS) LOOK ON DOUBTFULLY...

JETHRO: (blissfully ignorant smile upon his face) "Yessirree Uncle Jed! I'mgonna make huge tax cuts, reform health care, boost the economy, and save Africa from the AIDS virus!!! Oh shoot, I gots to get down to see Mr.Drysdale 'bout that money fer invadin' Iraq..."

EXEUNT JETHRO; "UNCLE JED" NODS HEAD BACK AND FORTH

UNCLE JED: "Whooooo Daaawgy! Someday I reckon'I'm a-gonna have to have a reeeeal loooooong talk with that boy..."

IRIS IN...
BLACK SCREEN