Noxx's Drunken Monkey Questions

[LadyCrow]

1. Using only one word, describe yourself.
-changing

2. Explain the method used by the woodchuck to chuck wood, if the woodchuck could chuck wood that is:
-with his teeth

3. Absolute most embarrassing moment of your school-age life:
-walking around during a school field trip w/a strategically placed rip in my pants

4. What is the perfect midnight chat session free-for-all drink?
-cranberry juice & blue curacao

5. If you could do one terrible thing, without any consequences, would you? What would it be?
-let me get back to you on that

6. Who's your daddy?
-haven't found him yet

7. If you were suddenly a porn star, what would your screen name be?
-Chesty LaRue

8. What is the silliest inanimate object that you have named? What was the name?
-a pet pumpkin that I used to try to feed lettuce to (can't remember its name though); I was a wee lass @ the time, so cut me some slack, ok?

9. What was the last stupid thing you did that caused an injury?
-slammed my hand down on my car this morning to break some ice off; needless to say, the ice was still there afterwards

10. Have any tangible evidence of evil? Three words or less.
-my ex-boss

11. Who was that horrible person who let the dogs out?
-Magenta