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Red Princess · 02-03-2003, 06:56 PM

explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes

dickieC · 02-03-2003, 07:28 PM

One day my son, all this will be yours!

What, even the curtains?!

Red Princess · 02-03-2003, 07:36 PM

but Father I don't want any of that

dickieC · 02-03-2003, 07:40 PM

Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then* sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands.

(sorry, cheated, had to look this one up)

Red Princess · 02-03-2003, 09:07 PM

I just want to sing!

Zyle · 02-04-2003, 10:56 AM

So.... if she weighs the same as a duck... then she must be made of wood... and then clearly a witch! BURN HER!

helenly · 02-04-2003, 11:35 AM

i wave mah private parts at your auntie!

dickieC · 02-04-2003, 11:39 AM

All right sonny. That's enough. Just pack that in.

Zyle · 02-04-2003, 01:06 PM

your muzzer vas an 'amster an' your fazzer smelt of elderberries! Now go aweh, or ah will taunt you a zecond time!

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 01:17 PM

are you suggesting tht coconuts migrate?

Red Princess · 02-04-2003, 01:28 PM

a king (or a princess) has to know these things

LadyCrow · 02-04-2003, 11:06 PM

We're Knights of The Round Table
We dance when ere we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
with footwork impeccable.

We dine well here in Camelot,
we eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're Knights of The Round Table,
our shows are formidable.
But many times, we're
given rhymes
that are quite unsingable.

We're Opera mad in Camelot,
We sing from the diaphram
a l. . .o. . .o. . .o. . .t.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
We sequin vests,
and impersonate Clark Gable.

It's a busy life in Camelot,
I have to push the pram a lot.

(words by John Cleese & Graham Chapman; from the cd "Monty Python Sings")

Pax,
LC

Red Princess · 02-05-2003, 12:45 PM

It bears repeating, let's not go to camelot, it's a silly place

02-03-2003, 06:56 PM	#31
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes __________________ snarky peep

02-03-2003, 07:28 PM	#32
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	One day my son, all this will be yours! What, even the curtains?! __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

02-03-2003, 07:36 PM	#33
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	but Father I don't want any of that __________________ snarky peep

02-03-2003, 07:40 PM	#34
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was daft to build a castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands. (sorry, cheated, had to look this one up) __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

02-03-2003, 09:07 PM	#35
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	I just want to sing! __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 10:56 AM	#36
Zyle No Longer In Hiding Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,586	So.... if she weighs the same as a duck... then she must be made of wood... and then clearly a witch! BURN HER! __________________ Zyle's Blog. I knit now!

02-04-2003, 11:35 AM	#37
helenly monkey Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: cambridge uk Posts: 55	i wave mah private parts at your auntie!

02-04-2003, 11:39 AM	#38
dickieC Professional ZeMonkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back in Oxford Posts: 1,841	All right sonny. That's enough. Just pack that in. __________________ "Why do I keep falling in love with every woman who shows me the slightest attention?" Joel, ESSM

02-04-2003, 01:06 PM	#39
Zyle No Longer In Hiding Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,586	your muzzer vas an 'amster an' your fazzer smelt of elderberries! Now go aweh, or ah will taunt you a zecond time! __________________ Zyle's Blog. I knit now!

02-04-2003, 01:17 PM	#40
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	are you suggesting tht coconuts migrate? __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 01:28 PM	#41
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	a king (or a princess) has to know these things __________________ snarky peep

02-04-2003, 11:06 PM	#42
LadyCrow WhY sO SiRiUs? Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ta uoy erehw Posts: 1,120	We're Knights of The Round Table We dance when ere we're able We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spam a lot. We're Knights of The Round Table, our shows are formidable. But many times, we're given rhymes that are quite unsingable. We're Opera mad in Camelot, We sing from the diaphram a l. . .o. . .o. . .o. . .t. In war we're tough and able, Quite indefatigable, We sequin vests, and impersonate Clark Gable. It's a busy life in Camelot, I have to push the pram a lot. (words by John Cleese & Graham Chapman; from the cd "Monty Python Sings") Pax, LC __________________ "If there is a bedrock principle of the First Amendment, it is that the government may not prohibit the expression of an idea simply because society finds the idea itself offensive or disagreeable." -- Justice William J. Brennan (1906-1997) U. S. Supreme Court Justice Source: Texas vs. Johnson, 1989 ************ Illegitimi non carborundum... ************ Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. - Heath Ledger

02-05-2003, 12:45 PM	#43
Red Princess thread soiler Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: san diego Posts: 4,810	It bears repeating, let's not go to camelot, it's a silly place __________________ snarky peep

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