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Old 02-13-2004, 01:26 AM   #121
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A little old couple were getting ready for bed, and the gynie had prescribed some pills for the lady, to be inserted down there so that they could have more comfortable sex.

So, they get ready to go, and the old man reaches on the nightstand, gets the pill and pushes it up the woman's gazoo. All of a sudden it puckers up, starts moving on its own, and is going in a kind of circular direction! The old man is amazed, and the old lady asks, Hymie! Show me the pills you put in there! and so he shows her, and she says Hymie! Those werent my pills, those were my Chicklets!
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Old 02-13-2004, 05:50 AM   #122
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Aud? You smokin' crack again?
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Old 02-13-2004, 11:04 AM   #123
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Not ME! Hymie and whats-her-name!
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Old 06-15-2004, 03:17 AM   #124
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mmmmmmmmmm..minty fresh!
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Old 06-17-2004, 02:51 PM   #125
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Good thing they weren't Atomic Fireballs.
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Old 06-17-2004, 04:15 PM   #126
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I know how THAT feels.
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