definitions

[ally]

maybe some others listen to this show "i'm sorry i haven't a clue" on bbc radio four, well, i do & thought we could have a go at one of the games ourselves.

it's very sipmle, all you have to do is invent a new deffintion for a word, here are a few examples taken from this weeks show (they've been better, but i can't remember them, so this'll have to do for now)

Focaccia - a bread with no interest in the far east.

Re tread - very red in Yorkshire (ok, so any non english peeps probably aren't going to get a few of these; sorry).

Online - I dun' t' weekly wash.

Apperatif - a pair of cocney dentures.

Haddock - an enclosure for sea horses.

Porkupine - to regret becoming a vegetarian.

Whole saler - a whale's lunch.

Quaker - a posh duck.

Satire - seated in a more elevated postition.

etc etc....