Anyone know some good jokes?

[TheGinchiest]

A priest, a rabbi, and a cop walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of fvcking joke?"

Two blondes are building a rocket ship... First blonde asks, "Well, where are we gonna go?", to which the second replies, "How 'bout to the Sun?"
First Blonde - "Don't be stupid. We'll burn to death."
Second - "Not if we go at night. Stupid."

A man walks into a bar, the man behind him ducked and didn't.

Little Johnny is at home when the doorbell rings. He answers the door with a lit cigar in one hand, a beer in the other. He's buck-naked except for the towel he has tied around his neck. The traveling salesman looks at him, shocked.
Salesman - "Umm... excuse me. Are you parents home?"
Little Johnny - "Does it fvcking look like it?"

A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, "HEY! We don't serve your kind in here!"
Mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi..."