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Smartypants · 07-20-2004, 07:14 PM

At first I thought it was our moN, but it's not -- different spelling AND capitalization...

Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested

MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A man was arrested on his 23rd birthday after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar.

Michael P. Monn was arrested early Sunday in the parking lot outside the pool.

An officer saw a nude man carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese run toward a Jeep in the lot and stopped him.

``The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,'' Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''

Investigators said someone climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen.

Monn was charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure. He was being held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of a $9,300 bond.

lapietra · 07-20-2004, 07:19 PM

Man. What some guys will go through to impress a woman...

*slightly jealous*

Klynne · 07-20-2004, 07:24 PM

The least you could do is bail the poor man out Spicy!

bealeblues · 07-20-2004, 07:29 PM

funny that the police officer's last name is spicer....

Klynne · 07-20-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by bealeblues
funny that the police officer's last name is spicer....

That is spooky....

masterofNone · 07-20-2004, 07:31 PM

monn is no relation to moN.

Spicy Jack · 07-20-2004, 07:49 PM

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``The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,''

I took care of the rest

See kids, never give up on true love, the perfect one IS out there.

Smartypants · 07-20-2004, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by bealeblues
funny that the police officer's last name is spicer....

LOL!! I hadn't even noticed that. Too funny!

Spicy Jack · 07-20-2004, 07:56 PM

*checking flights to TN*

Willow Sylph · 07-20-2004, 08:44 PM

Too weird....

Spicy Jack · 07-20-2004, 08:56 PM

Not weird! Divine intervention!
God WAS listening to my prayers!

zenbabe · 07-20-2004, 11:30 PM

It ain't easy bein' cheesy!!!!!

daverbee · 07-21-2004, 08:52 AM

I have a very good friend who lives in Maryville! I'll forward this story to her and see if she knows this guy. Maybe we can play Matchmaker?

Magpie · 07-21-2004, 10:02 AM

And I thought the Vaseline Guy was strange!

What kind of wine would go well with him?

madasacutsnake · 07-21-2004, 10:05 AM

Holy guacamole.

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What kind of wine would go well with him?

It's nacho cheese so I would suggest something wth a screw cap.

07-20-2004, 07:14 PM	#1
Smartypants MR. Smartypants to you. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care. Posts: 3,967	Spicy Jack's Got a New Boyfriend!!! At first I thought it was our moN, but it's not -- different spelling AND capitalization... Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - A man was arrested on his 23rd birthday after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar. Michael P. Monn was arrested early Sunday in the parking lot outside the pool. An officer saw a nude man carrying a box of Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese run toward a Jeep in the lot and stopped him. ``The male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,'' Maryville Police Department officer Scott Spicer reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.'' Investigators said someone climbed an 8-foot fence, broke into the pool snack bar through a window, threw nacho cheese on a wall and scattered chips on the ground. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen. Monn was charged with burglary, theft of less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication and was cited for indecent exposure. He was being held at the Blount County Jail in lieu of a $9,300 bond. __________________ "I don't think God wants us to believe in him. If he wanted us to believe in him he'd do something about it -- like exist perhaps!" --Linda Smith

07-20-2004, 07:29 PM	#4
bealeblues where's my salt? Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: finally writing Posts: 6,929	funny that the police officer's last name is spicer.... __________________ still jackasinine, make no mistake

07-20-2004, 08:44 PM	#10
Willow Sylph monkey Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 2,608	Too weird.... __________________ Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni". Knight 2: NI! Other Knights: Shh.... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"

07-20-2004, 11:30 PM	#12
zenbabe Lollypop! Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: we are all made of stars Posts: 11,690	It ain't easy bein' cheesy!!!!! __________________ Be yourself, because the people that mind don't matter, and the people that matter don't mind. -Dr. Seuss

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07-20-2004, 07:19 PM	#2
lapietra half baked Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: just ducky Posts: 12,078	Man. What some guys will go through to impress a woman... slightly jealous

07-20-2004, 07:24 PM	#3
Klynne monkey Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 4,543	The least you could do is bail the poor man out Spicy!

07-20-2004, 07:31 PM	#6
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	monn is no relation to moN.

07-20-2004, 07:56 PM	#9
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	checking flights to TN

07-20-2004, 08:56 PM	#11
Spicy Jack Brains! Brains! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: behind you Posts: 4,535	Not weird! Divine intervention! God WAS listening to my prayers!

07-21-2004, 08:52 AM	#13
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	I have a very good friend who lives in Maryville! I'll forward this story to her and see if she knows this guy. Maybe we can play Matchmaker?

07-21-2004, 10:02 AM	#14
Magpie Wishing on a pickle. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: One mile up Posts: 3,082	And I thought the Vaseline Guy was strange! What kind of wine would go well with him?