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Old 07-20-2004, 02:08 AM   #16
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every time I see this subject line, I think of this:

Johny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skip cap
In the big pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten.

Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the DA
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try, 'No Doz'
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows.

Get sick, get well
Hang around an ink well
Ring bell, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write Braille
Get jailed, jump bail Join the army, if you failed
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But users, cheaters
Six-time losers
Hang around the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters.

Ah get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance, learn to dance
Get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles.
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Old 07-20-2004, 03:06 AM   #17
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My mom used to make us sandwiches with hotdogs. She'd split a hotdog, lengthwise and then cut both pieces in half. She'd then arrange them so they looked like finger sticking out of the bread. I loved eating finger sandwiches.

I was out one day with my grandmother and we ate at a tea room. I was really disappointed with their finger sandwiches.
You need an OCTODOG!!






I'm so glad you asked!
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:44 PM   #18
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Last night's results...

It came out ok, but I don't think I put enough ginger into it. And burning the ginger a wee bit probably didn't help matters.



I was told by my friend (Ravn, actually) that it tastes better the second day. And you know? It actually did. However, the next time I make it I'll use more ginger & try not to burn it.

It kinda looked like this, but not as pretty:



And the best part? Leftovers! Woohoo!!!



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Old 07-20-2004, 09:48 PM   #19
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I want octodogs and leftover blackened ginger chicken.

I went to Mom's tonight and we had shepherds pie. mmmmmmmm
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:52 PM   #20
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Well I hope you saved some for the rest of us!

Psst... I'll trade you some of my ginger chicken for some of your mom's shepherds pie. Deal?

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Old 07-20-2004, 09:54 PM   #21
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Sure. We brought leftovers home.
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Old 07-21-2004, 04:30 AM   #22
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Old 07-21-2004, 07:53 AM   #23
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Pigs in a Blanket...



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