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malarkey · 08-16-2004, 01:00 PM

how do you use this thing?

is this a singles only board?

gay only?

I just came out... even my mom doesn't know.

Avalon · 08-16-2004, 01:07 PM

Welcome Malarkey ( oops, I mis spelled it the first time )

I am going to leave this to Daver, our resident Misinformation Minister

Take it Daver!!! Tell Malarkey what they've won!

malarkey · 08-16-2004, 01:11 PM

i win something?!

because i'm new?

Avalon · 08-16-2004, 01:12 PM

Pfft..poor baby. Just wait and see.....

Clytie · 08-16-2004, 01:14 PM

gotta love the N00bs.

sparticle · 08-16-2004, 01:23 PM

Preposterous. Malarkey is in no way new to this board. In fact, malarkey was a founding principle and continues to be a staple component! Yer talkin' mad stuff, here.

Oh! You mean, "malarkey" the entity.

You are very welcome, malarkey. Have fun -- we don't bite. Except on request.

daverbee · 08-16-2004, 01:48 PM

Actually, we're the model Outback Steakhouse used when they made their advertisement announcing "No Rules, Just Right."

Gay, yes.
Straight, yes.
Indifferent, ehhh!

Singles, yes.
Married, yes.
Divorced, yes, some several times.

Kids, yes.
No kids, yes.
Some of us consider our pets to be our kids.

Scat jokes are more than welcome, see the How Was Your Bowel Movement thread.

About the only rule that really counts is the one ze posted in the guidelines at the top of the Message Board.

Do you have iron skin? That'll help.

Like nachos? That's a real plus. Spicy Jack will want to marry you if you can make a great plate of nachos. So will several other of us...

Drink? Sure, don't mind if I do...oh, wait, I'm at work, sorry, but thanks anyway.

Most important rule is you gotta post your picture in the
Post Your PIcture thread. We gotta make sure you're repulsive enough to allow in the group.

Other than that, have a blast and welcome to our little corner of this insane world!

Avalon · 08-16-2004, 01:51 PM

thank you Daver!!
Well done as usual

Clytie · 08-16-2004, 01:51 PM

couldnt have said it better!

o can i add one? feel free to PM ppl with questions (makes it easier than creating a thread about it)

*cartwheels*

malarkey · 08-16-2004, 01:53 PM

i'm not sure i want to put my picture up quite yet, i just came out yesterday. to my best friend Blake. and he got all weird, so i went online and found a link to this site from a gay only blog, and i figured you guys would be cool since its run by a gay guy. he's so funny! and hot!

who is spicy jack? jack is my favorite name! is he cool? is his picture in that list? i'm having a hard time working this message blog.

Aphrodite · 08-16-2004, 01:56 PM

He's a she. And she is hot! Ask The guys and some of the girls.

Oh you can post yur pic when you are ready...Ready yet?

daverbee · 08-16-2004, 01:57 PM

Actually, Spicy Jack is a she but, as I said, if you can make a great plate of nachos, she won't care if you're gay.
You weren't Governor of New Jersey for a while, were you?

masterofNone · 08-16-2004, 01:58 PM

is this a new shadowpuppet? 'ze isn't gay. though there isn't anyone who will certify that beyond all doubt, we some sufficient rumor and inuendo to be reasonably assured. i mean, sure he dances well, but, hey, we like to think we're all guilty of that.

malarkey · 08-16-2004, 02:00 PM

HEY!!! the governor of New Jersey is gay too! did you hear about that too? that's so cool. its cool to know that people that are gay can get to such high places without being dicriminated against. i want to be an astronaut!!!

daverbee · 08-16-2004, 02:04 PM

A gay astronaut. That would work. It'd sure improve the looks of the interiors of space capsules!

08-16-2004, 01:00 PM	#1
malarkey i'm not a retard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: back in the closet Posts: 727	i'm new how do you use this thing? is this a singles only board? gay only? I just came out... even my mom doesn't know.

08-16-2004, 01:07 PM	#2
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Welcome Malarkey ( oops, I mis spelled it the first time ) I am going to leave this to Daver, our resident Misinformation Minister Take it Daver!!! Tell Malarkey what they've won! __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

08-16-2004, 01:12 PM	#4
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	Pfft..poor baby. Just wait and see..... __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

08-16-2004, 01:14 PM	#5
Clytie thundering is my favorite Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: motivated to be all i can be Posts: 3,827	gotta love the N00bs. __________________ your star shaped heart has reached out to me and together our hearts beat as one bound by the rich red that runs coarsing united we stand stronger than before able to face the dark with hands entwined

08-16-2004, 01:23 PM	#6
sparticle Conspiracy Theorist Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cleveland, oh Posts: 4,702	Preposterous. Malarkey is in no way new to this board. In fact, malarkey was a founding principle and continues to be a staple component! Yer talkin' mad stuff, here. Oh! You mean, "malarkey" the entity. You are very welcome, malarkey. Have fun -- we don't bite. Except on request. __________________ There are few situations in life which wind up with you saying to yourself: "Gee, I wish I'd had worse manners there." -- trisherina

08-16-2004, 01:11 PM	#3
malarkey i'm not a retard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: back in the closet Posts: 727	i win something?! because i'm new?

08-16-2004, 01:48 PM	#7
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Actually, we're the model Outback Steakhouse used when they made their advertisement announcing "No Rules, Just Right." Gay, yes. Straight, yes. Indifferent, ehhh! Singles, yes. Married, yes. Divorced, yes, some several times. Kids, yes. No kids, yes. Some of us consider our pets to be our kids. Scat jokes are more than welcome, see the How Was Your Bowel Movement thread. About the only rule that really counts is the one ze posted in the guidelines at the top of the Message Board. Do you have iron skin? That'll help. Like nachos? That's a real plus. Spicy Jack will want to marry you if you can make a great plate of nachos. So will several other of us... Drink? Sure, don't mind if I do...oh, wait, I'm at work, sorry, but thanks anyway. Most important rule is you gotta post your picture in the Post Your PIcture thread. We gotta make sure you're repulsive enough to allow in the group. Other than that, have a blast and welcome to our little corner of this insane world!

08-16-2004, 01:51 PM	#8
Avalon Moderator Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A much better place Posts: 5,931	thank you Daver!! Well done as usual __________________ I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. Groucho Marx

08-16-2004, 01:53 PM	#10
malarkey i'm not a retard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: back in the closet Posts: 727	i'm not sure i want to put my picture up quite yet, i just came out yesterday. to my best friend Blake. and he got all weird, so i went online and found a link to this site from a gay only blog, and i figured you guys would be cool since its run by a gay guy. he's so funny! and hot! who is spicy jack? jack is my favorite name! is he cool? is his picture in that list? i'm having a hard time working this message blog.

08-16-2004, 01:56 PM	#11
Aphrodite Myth Demeanour Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: My tent Posts: 3,041	He's a she. And she is hot! Ask The guys and some of the girls. Oh you can post yur pic when you are ready...Ready yet? __________________ Monkey on the Halfshell

08-16-2004, 01:57 PM	#12
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	Actually, Spicy Jack is a she but, as I said, if you can make a great plate of nachos, she won't care if you're gay. You weren't Governor of New Jersey for a while, were you?

08-16-2004, 01:58 PM	#13
masterofNone ________ Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 5,131	is this a new shadowpuppet? 'ze isn't gay. though there isn't anyone who will certify that beyond all doubt, we some sufficient rumor and inuendo to be reasonably assured. i mean, sure he dances well, but, hey, we like to think we're all guilty of that.

08-16-2004, 02:00 PM	#14
malarkey i'm not a retard Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: back in the closet Posts: 727	HEY!!! the governor of New Jersey is gay too! did you hear about that too? that's so cool. its cool to know that people that are gay can get to such high places without being dicriminated against. i want to be an astronaut!!!

08-16-2004, 02:04 PM	#15
daverbee Key Lime Pie rocks!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Oh, yeah! Posts: 7,695	A gay astronaut. That would work. It'd sure improve the looks of the interiors of space capsules!

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