The Diaries of Dyllan McMillan - ZEFRANK.COM

Rainchild · 10-16-2002, 02:32 PM

Dear Diary,

I knew that at some point I would need to go to the bathroom, but I didn't realize that I might need some help around here until I was actually wetting my pants. I'm not in any shape to be taking care of myself.

So I slowly made my way over to the phone book and found a listing for an at-home, round-the-clock nurse service. I just called and arranged to have one start right away. I also told them to make sure she is young and pretty. Surprisingly they didn't take offense. In fact, they said, "Of course, Mr. McMillan. We'll be sending Daisy over within the hour."

The first thing Daisy is going to is clean up the pee-pee snail trail I made while dragging myself over to the phone.

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10-16-2002, 02:32 PM	#11
Rainchild monkey Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Fabulous NJ Posts: 17	Dear Diary, I knew that at some point I would need to go to the bathroom, but I didn't realize that I might need some help around here until I was actually wetting my pants. I'm not in any shape to be taking care of myself. So I slowly made my way over to the phone book and found a listing for an at-home, round-the-clock nurse service. I just called and arranged to have one start right away. I also told them to make sure she is young and pretty. Surprisingly they didn't take offense. In fact, they said, "Of course, Mr. McMillan. We'll be sending Daisy over within the hour." The first thing Daisy is going to is clean up the pee-pee snail trail I made while dragging myself over to the phone.