11-04-2004, 06:37 AM
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rap geisha
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CORNHOLIO
Bicycling With The Devil
by Scissor Sisters i see you dancing damn you look good i wish i could dance like you but i aint got no legs i see you having sex damn you look good i wish i could have sex too but i aint got no sexual organs I see you deficating damn you look good i wish i could to take a shit too but i aint got no anus i rode the bicycle of the devil riding straight to hell bicycle of the devil will take you staright to hell i see you talking damn you look good i wish i could speak to you but i aint got your love i see you flying damn you look good i wish i could fly like you but i aint got the drugs i see you riding on a bicycle straight to hell i wish i could ride with you because you and me and the devil make two i see you dancing damn you look good i wish i could dance like that but i cant cuz i got no legs i see you ****ing damn you look good i wish i could **** like that but i cant cuz i have no penis I see you shitting damn you look good i wish i could shit like that but i cant cuz i have no butthole
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11-04-2004, 08:05 AM
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Wishing on a pickle.
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Awww that's sweet Agent
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11-04-2004, 12:09 PM
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Yup, if I were goanna write a song.....
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11-04-2004, 12:23 PM
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Key Lime Pie rocks!!!
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Nice to see someone is still writing truly romantic ballads.
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11-04-2004, 12:59 PM
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a peach
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I like the Scissor Sisters, they're huge over here
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11-04-2004, 01:00 PM
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As usual, in my rush..I misread.
I thought it said "CORNHOLIO" too much Beavis and Butthead for me  close though, right?? ahahahhaah
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11-05-2004, 12:21 AM
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rap geisha
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it was supposed to be cornholio...i typo-ed.
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11-05-2004, 12:23 AM
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HAHAHA!! YAY!
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11-05-2004, 01:10 AM
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Blue's Clues
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Stevie came over to dinner one night and announced that he wanted corn hole corn and some bean hole beans.
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11-05-2004, 02:18 AM
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Quote:
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11-05-2004, 02:26 AM
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girthy pickles
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mehehehe
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11-05-2004, 02:55 AM
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rap geisha
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i need some cornholio right about now...
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11-08-2004, 03:56 PM
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Spone to Proonerisms
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ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
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11-08-2004, 04:01 PM
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Conspiracy Theorist
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O-kayyyy, where's the "Calm Down" thread?????
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