07-23-2003, 04:09 PM
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feline, naturally
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an entrance exam to work in a building with other human beings y'know ?
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07-23-2003, 04:19 PM
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a fake entrance exam! and put a hidden camera in the waiting room to check for any abnormal behaviour
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07-25-2003, 11:07 AM
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omg my annoying coworker just picked up the wrong phone.. he has 2 phones on his desk.. he kept shouting "hello? hello? HELLO? HELLO? why doesn't anyone say anything? why? i don't understand? and it keeps ringing?"
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07-25-2003, 11:25 AM
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roll up a newspaper and smack him really hard
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07-25-2003, 11:58 AM
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feline, naturally
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schnnnnnrrrrrpers and farters beware !
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11-14-2004, 01:00 AM
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11-14-2004, 01:12 AM
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I work with this guy who is insane.
He will walk up to me and ask a question. But he does not start at the beginning of the question. Him "You know that thing we talked about two weeks ago? Well, what do you think of that, and what should I do?" Me "I am not sure of the thing you are talking about." Him "You know, you know, that thing! That thing Klynne! You know what I am talking about." Me "Ummm, let me see the paper work." Then I can usually figure it out and advise him. He reeks to high heaven of some god awful cologne, and apparently he does not bathe too often. His keyboard and phone are black from grime. I am not kidding you. He also is hard of hearing, so when he speaks to you, he is really yelling but he does not realize it. |
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11-14-2004, 01:59 AM
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I'll put the kettle on...
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Once upon a time...
I worked with a guy called Neville who wore a terrible toupe and nylon shirts. He had this Peter Wyngarde mustache and used to lounge in the doorway trying to catch my eye, while I purposely ignored him.. Eventually he'd clear his throat and say 'Hey Baby... are you busy?' To which I would reply.. fvck off Neville....
Austin Powers was based on this guy, I swear.
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11-14-2004, 02:37 AM
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Lollypop!
Join Date: Sep 2002
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next time you walk by their desk...hop on their computer.
Take a screen shot of their desktop and set it as wallpaper, then delete some of their shortcuts... See how long it takes them to figure it out..... 
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