11-19-2004, 01:59 AM
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MR. Smartypants to you.
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Oh, YOU PEOPLE go ahead and call it "Frisco." See if I care.
Posts: 3,967
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Pee-f-pee!
It is with great pleasure, more than just a piffle of pride, and with hands trembling from having been entrusted with this responsibility, that I present you with the key to the Executive Monkey Washroom. (And please resist the urge to steal all the toilet paper. Bad behavior by just one on-demand human urination machine reflects badly on ALL on-demand human urination machines.)  :much applause all around: :call from the crowd for a speech: :tapping of countless feet as they wait while Honored Guest relieves herself: :good-natured grumbling, bordering on impatient grousing: :shout from the peanut gallery, "There she is now!": :cheers from the crowd that almost drown out the renewed call for a speech: "Peef! PEE! Peef! PEE! Peef! PEE! Peef! PEE!"
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