Lucky in Love

[zenbabe]

WHY? WHY GROUPS that teach MATRIMONY? Cuz honey, what you’ve got is verrry limited in SHELF time. By AGE 25, you are OLD LUNCH MEAT. They don’t put half price on old lunch meat. IT CANNOT BE GIVEN AWAY. Only a few old roués and jades will fool around with tainted, old, unfresh meat. You don’t want one of those guys, sweetie.





ahhahahahhaa, WTF!

[rmr]

holy shite

no wonder why i'm single

[zenbabe]

Walk there on that MAGIC, YELLOW BRICK ROAD and you will end up with a boyfriend who beats all the other men off, who voluntarily turns himself into a husband who feels that you’re his little girl, his precious baby, a man who adores any kid you give him, spoils his kids, gives them a great self image, sends them to college, buys them their first condo and takes you to Europe regularly and lets you shop til you drop.

[zenbabe]

Who doesn’t cheat ever as he’s overjoyed he nailed you cuz NAILING YOU WAS NOT EASY! THAT IS THE PAYOFF YOU WANT. The payoff you don’t want is having ten boyfriends over two decades, getting wrinkled, fat, binging your way thru break-ups, having to do fix-up dates where the guy never calls back, then doing web-singles ads the rest of your life.


hahhahaa...........

[Hyakujo's Fox]

I know I'd never marry a girl who didn't KEEP HER POWDER DRY.

[Avalon]

Makes me glad I depended on luck and lust.

[Magpie]

"...you will end up with a boyfriend who beats all the other men off..." Been there, done that.

BTW, this "you have to catch a man and get married before you're an old maid" mindset is so old school. There are plenty of men who are looking for mature women; and rightfully so

[sparticle]

Originally posted by zenbabe
who voluntarily turns himself into a husband who feels that you’re his little girl, his precious baby, a man who adores any kid you give him, spoils his kids, gives them a great self image, sends them to college, buys them their first condo and takes you to Europe regularly and lets you shop til you drop.

Jesus Christ! What if I don't WANT any of that shite? What if I just want somebody who washes his goddamn pads, jock and equipment once in awhile instead of hanging them up all sweaty in the basement until the place smells like we're hiding a corpse?

[agentsmith]

i fear for my future...

[Audreyvgs]

Cripes, play hard to get? I picked it, jumped on it, and then talked it into the rest. end of story. Who has time to play hard to get?

[zenbabe]

Isn't it funny?

[trisherina]

"This method is not for wimps. You have to STEEL YOURSELF to treat a handsome man the way you wouldn’t treat an alley cat. You have to be distant, tough, impartial, but always testing, testing the guy. Stay uncertain. The wisdom of UNCERTAINTY is what prods you to test. DO NOT RUSH TO BUY. You wouldn’t leap on a CAR that had payments as carelessly. You’d read CONSUMER REPORTS. MEN HAVE payments. YOU WILL PAY for years and so will your kids if you get the wrong guy."

Gee, and they call me cold.

[sparticle]

"This method is not for wimps. You have to STEEL YOURSELF to treat a handsome man the way you wouldn’t treat an alley cat. "

We have a whole gang of alley cats. They sleep in the bed, get sauteed chicken livers and their own drinking fountain, get baby-talked to, combed, brushed and fussed over and sit in my lap while I'm trying to work. The resident handsome man gets DiGiorno's and short shrift during the busy season, which is now. My husband would trade places with any one of those alley cats, particularly since they sleep eighteen hours a day and their main activities are eating, pooping and laying around waiting til they feel like eating or pooping.

So I guess according to this lady I'm doing something right.....