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Old 12-03-2004, 03:22 AM   #1
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Sex Patch for Women

So what do you think of it? Especially those of you involved in the medical field.
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:29 AM   #2
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from a marketing standpoint, I would change the name.

"female Viagra" <--makes you skwint yer nose dosn't it?

How about the "fvck me hard and often" patch

That would totally sell!!!
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:38 AM   #3
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FDA Advisors Vote Against Female Sex Drug
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Old 12-03-2004, 04:02 AM   #4
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I wonder how many I can stick to me. The cig things work great in teams....




aHA! I just figured out what to call it! The Perimenopatch!
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:02 AM   #5
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I'm calling mine the "Don't Even Slow Down -- Just Put A Patch On It and Keep Going".
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Old 12-03-2004, 07:06 AM   #6
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I think it will make women break out.
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Old 12-03-2004, 12:38 PM   #7
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Don't worry, they don't need to give it to women in jail!
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Old 12-03-2004, 01:09 PM   #8
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i dont understand the need. i do just fine thanx
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Old 12-03-2004, 02:50 PM   #9
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Well, they lost my vote when I heard on CNN about the excessive hair growth, weight gain, and acne.

I did have a laughing fit thinking about turning into a Sasquatch with bad skin and chasing my husband around. He, however, voted against that look.
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:34 PM   #10
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I'd go for the Nair and heavy makeup.....ooOOOOOHHHH High School!



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Old 12-03-2004, 03:39 PM   #11
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Putting the hooptie back in your hoo-ha !!!


What does it do? turn you into a 40yr old again?


Warning.....may cause camel toe as a result of an over-hungry beaver

See your Dr if your cooter eats though your panties
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:40 PM   #12
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combine it with the pill and you can be depressed, nauseous, hairy, acne ridden, even fatter, and horny *YEAH*
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Old 12-03-2004, 03:41 PM   #13
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