Need help with some couplets for a 12-days present

[funkytuba]

Ok, so Mrs is giving her 16-yr old brother 12 days worth of presents. She's not a poet though, so she wants some help making up a couplet or so for each of the folllowing:

Example: for #2
Did you know two turtle doves are
Extremely hard to find?
So here are Turtles ‘n Dove—
The chocolate candy kind!

But better!


1 Partridge in a Pear Tree
(Homemade marzipan pears - making marzipan for gifts is a family tradition)

2 Turtle Doves
(Dove Turtle candies)

3 French Hens
(Hot sauce for making chicken wings - his favorite food)

4 Calling Birds
(Hands free headset for his cell phone)

5 Golden rings
(Butterscotch lifesavers)

6 Geese a-laying
(Chocolate eggs)

7 Swans a-swimming
(origami swans made from one and five dollar bills)

8 Maids a-milking
(8 milk maid caramels)

9 Ladies Dancing
(Gift card to a music store)

10 Lords a-leaping
(Plastic frogs)

11 Piper's piping
(bubble pipes - He had a lot of fun making bubbles with Little Funky when he last visited)

12 Drummers drumming
(Stomp DVD)